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LOLOLOL @ KellyJean and Nudisttom

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Reminds me of the time I missed an important putt in a tourney and my partner, an older gentleman, said to me "I cannot believe you missed that simple putt, that putt was no longer than my dick."

I looked over at him, lowered my gaze, smiled and said "Yes I know, but it was much harder!"

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"AT THE COUNTRY CLUB". A woman golfer came flying into the golf pro shop screaming "A bee stung me. A bee stung me!!!!" The golf pro said: "Settle down. It will be ok. Are you allergic to bee stings?" She said: "No" He said: "Where did it sting you?" She said: "Between the 1st and 2nd hole". He said: "Sweetheart>>> your stance is way to wide!!"

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imgame>>> you read my mind.

KellyJean>>>I would make a very good assistant for you. I could drive the cart and serve the beer/drinks. You could do the ball spotting/washing. It's all about "team work"!!!

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@ KellyJean...soooo whose balls are you spotting and washing balls, is that part of being the go between?

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Recently met two golfing couples - me, oh, I'm just the go between for them LOL You know, drive the cart, spot the balls....the usual.

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BT>>>LOL!!! Your right. Guess I've been on this farm too long. I would think being "banded" would be like having a cock ring that's too small. I meant BANNED.

Imgame>>>Texas offers a lot of space for the "long ball" game too. Pool and basketball are popular here also. It seems that there are a lot of sports that involve putting Something In A Hole. My favorite sport involves lots of "strokes" and "shots" and you don't keep score and everyone wins. Including the fans.

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@ BlueHeaven...we feel your pain! But we would enjoy relieving it for you. Colorado offers plenty of opportunity for the "long ball" but we aren't opposed to playing a few holes anywhere! LOL

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Getting banded sounds like something they do down on the farm. Bet it's painful. LOL!

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HIGH 5 BT. New Orleans, LA. and Seguin, TX. are on the same longitude and so are you and I. Close anyway.

Imgame>>> very good point on the "early tee" and "second round". Works for me.

Blue>>> I like your idea too. Sorry, I don't have a (steady) partner to "play" yet but I'm looking. But, I've been banded from most golf courses for breaking out windows. Some places still allow me to play "putt putt" when it's not too crowded and I don't get in the way of the kids that are there. We don't have a "seniors" course around here that I know of.

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