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Local sources say Ann Coulter was found peddling her entire published versions of pulp fiction and hoping to cast her third vote in a county outside of her residence, which would be a federal offense.

Luckily, she knows Russian spies on Wall Street and has swinging friends from New Jersey who specialize in altered states of reality. Mormon Dementor reality. Coulter's life has been a fact-free fictional attempt to poison America with a type of 'truthiness' that has been thoroughly satirized by comedic political analysts. Coulter was attempting to speak Spanish while smoking a cigar from Ybor City and wearing a Che Guevara revolutionary beret made in Cuba. Local American's of Cuban heritage were not fooled by her Lady Gaga impersonation.

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Bobby should be along shortly to tell us of his experiences with Rhino Klara. Maybe he will inform us of here freezing flatulence.

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lol.

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New Rhino Species Discovered

September 17, 2012 | ISSUE 45•27 |

Previously undocumented by science but known to locals as the Flaturina, a shy species of Rhino with a hairy face, blond mane, and colossal hemorrhoids was discovered by zoologists in the remote lowland areas of Ybor City, Florida. The locals from nearby Ybor City affectionately named the Rhino Klara.

Ybor city’s ONLY resident, was quite excited at the prospect of placing himself in between Klara's massive thighs to imbibe in the delightful secretions that the female produces when she’s aroused and ready to breed.

AP reporter Helga Massivbutt attempted to interview the resident, who was spotted "Kickin' It With Klara." Ms.Massivbutt was subjected to Klara the rhino's bodily functions which caused Massivbutt to pretty much lose it on-air. Tears began streaming down her face, while she tried to keep her composure but failed. Ms.Massivbutt fainted. She was taken to a near by Ybor City General Hospital, while the city’s only resident remained in distant background, eyes rolled into his head and a bit of drool pooling in his lap.

PETA was alerted and will be in town first thing in the morning.

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