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TOPIC: Voter Suppression in Ybor City
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New Rhino Species Discovered

September 17, 2012 | ISSUE 45•27 |

Previously undocumented by science but known to locals as the Flaturina, a shy species of Rhino with a hairy face, blond mane, and colossal hemorrhoids was discovered by zoologists in the remote lowland areas of Ybor City, Florida. The locals from nearby Ybor City affectionately named the Rhino Klara.

Ybor city’s ONLY resident, was quite excited at the prospect of placing himself in between Klara's massive thighs to imbibe in the delightful secretions that the female produces when she’s aroused and ready to breed.

AP reporter Helga Massivbutt attempted to interview the resident, who was spotted "Kickin' It With Klara." Ms.Massivbutt was subjected to Klara the rhino's bodily functions which caused Massivbutt to pretty much lose it on-air. Tears began streaming down her face, while she tried to keep her composure but failed. Ms.Massivbutt fainted. She was taken to a near by Ybor City General Hospital, while the city’s only resident remained in distant background, eyes rolled into his head and a bit of drool pooling in his lap.

PETA was alerted and will be in town first thing in the morning.

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Frog worshippers always kiss butt at the level of their own conceptual survival-level of mentality.

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I think the Federal Allied Rhinoceros Transportation System (FARTS) has been extended to include Elk Grove among its terminals.

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Meet us at the pub of your choice near Port Tampa. Bring your passport. Wear that Pippy Longstocking braid wig you wear when you write on the pavement in NYC Central Park.

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Progress report:

AP news has been monitoring the progress of this miracle for the past 4 months:

"Today, the Cub turned 4 months old. The happy couple named it MoronFrizoid. Moron was weighed in at 1,289lbs before he was groomed properly and shipped off to the Island of The Island of Dr. Moreau.

Klara and her husband watched as the half man, half Rhino creature boarded the enormous freighter that was built to accommodate him. The cub turned back once and waved, leaving his parents in a thick cloud of smog all too familiar to his human dad. Poppa lifted his eyes and smiled one last time, never to see his baby again.

As the freighter sailed, the empty nesters slowly shuffled their way back. All night, as Klara the farting rhino wept, her man wiped the tears away while murmuring sweet nothings into her rough skinned ear.

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