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TOPIC: Night of the Romney Zombies
Created by: Z_Z_Krewe
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At sundown, Americans will experience the full zombie nation of Kolob on earth. Idiots out walking around suppressing the votes of anyone disagreeing with their Dark Lord in the next national election and stealing candy from children will be lurking and marching in your neighborhood.

Anyone who has a fully-functioning human brain can expect attacks from the Mormon Dementors in the modality of teevee commercials from the Koch Brothers Crime & Dementia Corps and the various alternate shape-shifting forms of Bush's Brain, Karl Rove.

True American patriots and Lightworkers of the Arachangel Michael Brigade of the God of Seven Universes will laugh and scoff at the acrimonious attacks of the Deatheaters and Alice Spooker raccoons.

Heat a pot of chili and add extra garlic. Romney Zombies, Mormon Dementors, and Rove & Spooker scavangers fear the smell of garlic on the breath of a Lightworker of Truth, Justice, Archangel Michael, and the American Way.

{{Eat a Three Musekteers bar and join in a song with your fellow true blue patriots. "Let every good fellow now join in oudr song. Viva la Compagnie! Success to each other and pass it along. Viva la Compagnie! Viva la viva la viva l'amore! Viva la viva la viva l'amor. Viva l'amore, viva l'amore, viva la compagnie!}} {{{Deatheaters shrink into plastic bags blowing in the wind at the sound of musketeers bravely singing in harmony.}}}

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Spice Girls were great at the closing ceremony of this summer's Winter Olympics.

Spice Girls rule this Cosmos.

Spice Girls love luring Romney Zombies to the Megiddo Valley.

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It's no wonder that in the animal kingdom a mother will kill an eat it's defective young.....LMAO

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One of the earth angels is a saucy Puerto Rican who loves enticing Romney Zombies into a desperation samba. She has Julia Roberts eyes and legs, and a Madonna mystique. All of her friends are Spice Girls.

Can't touch that, can you?

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It is fun to play dress up, pretend and be spooky. Every day a Halloween.

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Because of their high-level association with higher-order celestial intelligence sources, the Special Services earth angels, working in tandem with the S.S. Heavenly Angels, are instructed to leave their mark on the perpetrators of political evil on planet ocean & earth.

Earth angels enjoy their mission as covert operators for Archangel Michael and the Light & Truth Brigade that patrols this Milky Way galaxy.

With respect for our Krewe's missioin, they engage conversatioin with the Captain as 'Your Shadowness' unless they are attending a costume party. When in full parade uniform, the Captain is a Count.

{Let every earth angel now join in this song. Viva la Compagnie!}

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Beware of beautiful earth angels who wear amazingly enticing undergarments and smell of jasmine and vanilla.

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Can't say we haven't been warned.

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Invited guests to the Count of Monte Cristo's Halloween Masquerade were treated with French-chocolate Three Musketeers bars from the patisserie of the Corps of the Seven Universes. Some of these invited guests were costumed as Heavenly Angels and commissioned to the Special Forces of Archangel Michaels Light & Truth Brigade. Others were costumed as celestial cowboys riding in the storm, chasing the devil's heard up a cloudy draw.

One special angel, with a Voice like Frankie Lane, sang a round-up song which ended with the crack of a whip, a mighty male whistle, and the loosing of the Seven Angels with Seven Vials and Bowls of Wrath to be poured out upon the earth on the Day of the Lord.

Romney's Zombies know their time to corrupt the human race is short, and succeeded in coaxing the male chorus of the House of Boehner to revive their one-note score just before the National Election, to rouse the angry vitriol and lying lies of lying liars in Congress in protest to American government and the Republic for which it stands, in order to make way for plutocracy and the antichrist of Kolob, an unknown planet supposedly the abode of the Mormon divinity.

Heavenly Angels spritzed with Chanel No. 5 know how to lure the Boehner Boys and Romney Zombies to the Megiddo Valley for eternal judgement.

Fear the perfume you smell in the coming week. A secret agent of the Corps of the Seven Universes may be watching you mark your ballot. A vote for Romney is a vote for the antichrist, the unpardonable sin.

{Whip crack. The Voice shouts, 'Rawhide.!"

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Dude's zany prose rarely fails to make me laugh.

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This is bizarre even for you, Z. Congrats.

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