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TOPIC: Newt and Calistas Moon Colony Dream World
Created by: Z_Z_Krewe
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The Atlantic unearthed a picture of Newt Gingrich and his third wife, Callista, posing arm in arm in front of Auschwitz. “Newt is wearing his default smirk,” the magazine observes, and says “there is something distinctly off about these tourist-style shots in front of the Nazi death-camp.” It’s not actually that strange: exhaustive research reveals that the Gingrichs often pose—in the same outfits and with these same facial expressions, in fact!—at the sites of many of the world’s great tragedies.

Feeling despondent about the poor performance of your favorite Republic-con Party executive office candidates? Book a trip to your dream world of alternate realities today! Contact your local exosphere exit travel agency soon, before all the good seats are taken.

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Newt Gingrich is smarter than you. Don't feel bad, he's smarter than the rest of us, too. Just ask him. Or look at what he's done.

Repeated adultery with younger women, while each successive wife was seriously ill. Attacking mortgage lender Freddie Mac, while secretly getting paid $1.6 million as a lobbyist for them. A half-million charge account at Tiffany's Jewelers for his latest, youngest woman (that we know of). Attacking Congress for gridlock, when he personally led the destruction of Congress' civility and traditions in the 1980s as a "bomb-thrower" and evil genius tactician.

All this for 30 years running, and he will believe he is still a leading contender for President as a religious, morally crusading Republican? Yeah, he's smarter alright. As an historian, he knows Americans forget anything over 5 years old, and the press will ignore your long-term character traits if you give them any new, shiny story to report.

His favorite diner is Alice Spooker's Road Kill Restaurant, conveniently located within the junkyard fence at Goober and Gomers Tea Party Sanctuary.

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This thread is OP's brain on Clara gas...

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One of the Republic-con Party's primary voices in the Y2012 political campaign for executive office was a thrice-married man who, as Speaker of the House, promoted a campaign to impeach the President. Discredited, he resigned.

His third marriage was blessed by the Roman Catholic Church after a large donation to the diocese in which the executive office candidate pledged his vow. A religious hypocrite with marshmallow hair, face, and a wife with the same represents a world of unreal public image.

A Moon Colony Dream World. In order to influence the vote for him as Republic-con Party nominee for president, he traveled to the Space Coast and made a promise to Air Force and Cape Carnival employees to create a moon colony.

You missed current history. You must suffer from RVW Syndrome. Hope and Healing are available. Contact your local Goober and Gomer Pyle Tea Party Sanctuary, where the road kill grub is served daily and the marching raccoon band performs nightly.

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With all the crap that is going on in our country and the world that is important you worry about this??? Trivial and petty and very, very, sad that you think that this is somehow important or makes you any "liberal" points.

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Any update on whether cosmonauts or astronauts have acknowledged copulation in space?

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Hands at the Tower of Power Prayer Monolith at Oral Roberts University were seen clapping and waving at the news of the Moon Colony sanctuary inaugural space journey.

It was announced that astronauts Newt and Callista will blast off into orbit with their crew of devotees once the $100,000 deposits are secured to pay for the $600,000 ticket to Moon-Bliss Crater Airport.

In addition to purchasing Newt's newest pulp-fiction novel, all exosphere travelers are required to provide their own astronaut gear, and required to sign a waiver of travel risk, excusing the Moon Colony Dream World theme park of any responsibility for an unfavorable cosmic travel experience.

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The OP booked their flight on the Dreamliner.

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Out:

Can we send all of the righties there? Then take the radical islamics and put them there too. Let both of them fight their wars on a lump of dirt equally as pointless and Barron as the middle east.

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Does that virtual Google Earth moon tour have a track with the words, "Fly me to the moon, and let me live among the stars," sung as a duet by the Gingrich's?

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You may also tour the moon on Google Earth. It's cheaper and more comfortable. You don't have to piss into a bottle, and you can take phone calls.

Having said that, some of us seniors wouldn't mind a little less gravity now and then. The moon could be a nice retirement home and final resting place.

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