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You have any idea how hard I tried to work Deuteronomy or Leviticus in there without taking a lot of poetic license?

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*like*

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Lol! You, VA owe me a new tablet!

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Lmfao Vab that's great !!! You made my day.

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Nice effort but BOO...

An insult shouldn't take a chapter to read. I know you're a smart guy but just trying to give you some advice for the future.

But you'll probably just call it malarkey.

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ELK GROVE VILLAGE (AP) - Newly declassified documents have revealed that Israel suffered a severe problem when it came to foreskin disposal in the wake of the 1948 War of Independence which ultimately led to, of all things, a series of social clubs in the Chicago area.

In the 12 years following the war, hundreds of thousands of males were circumcised by the Batshit Crazy party. However, what to do with the foreskins became a serious concern. "Israel is a small country, and unless needed to raise the level of the Dead Sea, we don't see anything that can be done with them." the previously sealed report stated.

The documents revealed that a plan was briefly considered to stuff them all into the caves at Qumran once all archaeological work was completed. In the end, however, they were shipped to the United States in 1960.

The shipped docked in Chicago and the contents shipped to a hospital in the suburb of Elk Grove Village, where they were adopted by the non-white Sicilian couple Patty and Marty Perks, who molded them to form an obnoxious lump. They struggled for some time as to what to name the lump before settling on an androgynous portmanteau of their own names.

"We were surprised as to how lively the lump soon became" said Rabbi Schlizes Weiner "One day it was crying like any normal baby, and the next it was insulting people.

The lump became one of the first users of the Internet, annoying people from almost its inception. The first hate email was sent from Mr. Perks to Internet inventor Al Gore, telling him with no obvious appreciation for the irony that he was "a iliterat fool."

As the lump got older, it invested heavily in Cadbury Adams. In an effort to conceal it's own breath, which resulted from the verbal diarrhea it regularly spewed, it became a major proponent of the use of the breath mint Certs.

"If you have no Certs, you're nothing." was an early slogan for Certs. While the campaign was not extensively used, the lump of foreskins has continued to repeat this slogan in other contexts worldwide. After opening a series of social clubs where new members are tested with verbal abuse and quizzed about their hatred of anyone the lump hated, it has gradually become a successful businesslump.

53 years from its Genesis in Israel and subsequent Exodus to the United States, the lump still resides in the Chicago area, and little has changed with respect to its habits. It Judges people on a regular basis and ignores arguments based upon Numbers. Certs, insults and verbal diarrhea are still the order of the day.

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A bagel with a shmear to the first one who pulls the 'antisemitic" card...let the countdown begin. (If oppose the policies of a political party in Canada, that must make ma "Anti Canadian"..dorp dorp dorp) Oy Vay!

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Pleaseher7 ..strange you know so little about a nation and culture you so vigorously defend. You should book a flight or do some research. You see to the OTHER 98% of the world, circumcision is optional, and NOT done due to the threat of damnation and batshit crazy non secular dogma...as for fucking through holes in sheets, again, do your homework. Bibi may or may not be a hero of your, but you sure do a great job of propagating his vile lies and misrepresentation...i'm sure him and the rest of the brown shirt Likud thugs appreciate it.

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The USAF cut me when I was born.

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Dose he not know at one time most American Men were circumcised ?? Had nothing to do with where they prayed,,,

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