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PG, we have the best candy in Politics. Right here- inside the windowless van, next to the puppies.

You do like puppies don't you? They're soooo cute...

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Who, me?

Hey babe :)

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You are just trying to lure me down here into the political area.

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Klara must be seeking some stiff horn.

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Autoimmune diseases can occur spontaneously from erection activity.

Keep it in your pants and not under the donkey's tail.

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Sometimes it turns people into stalkers. No wait that is the lack of erections that do that.

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Divorce.

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Babies and blindness. Any other consequences to erections?

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I had a Chinese carcurus professor who butchered the Engrish ranguage on a regurar basis.

She even invented "Zri", the 27th retter of the Engrish arfabet. She would routinely incorporate it into words, equations, etc. None of us could figure out wtf she was talking about half the time. Thankfully, she was very nice and understood the limitations of her poor English skills, and after a while most of us learned to understand her quite well. She was actually an excellent teacher once you got past the language barrier.

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This reminded me of a Chinese physics professor I had in college. I didn’t understand an equation he used one day. After the lecture, I walked up and asked about it.

I’ll never forget his response: “Why you ask such triviar krestion?” He then proceeded to rush through the equation again, and drew a diagram on an X-Y graph explaining the equation. As he drew it, he said “And parobora rooking rike riss…”

Aside from still not understanding the equation, I wondered: WTF is a parobora, and why is parabora rooking rike riss?

It turns out that equations of that type wouldn’t be addressed until I took a class in differential equations a quarter or two later. That class in differential equations wasn’t a prerequisite for the physics class I was in.

Yeah, I did understand that a “parabora” was a parabola, and “rooking rike riss” was “looking like this”.

I also remember that a test score of 25/100 earned you a "B". More than 50/100 got you accused of cheating.

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