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BRO!!! I've got something like 4.8 million waiting for me in this bank in Nigeria...If you'd be willing to throw me that 2 grand that you will totally get from someone on here, I'll take care of the necessary processing fees and transfer set-ups that this guy on the internet emailed me about, and I'll split the big money with you and we can go fuck all kinds of hot chicks and do some pure Colombian rocket fuel off the asses of heiresses and shit. Maybe even get a three way going with that chick from Jersey Shore. You know the one with the big tits but not the fat legs...Jwubz or some shit like that!
It'll be dope. You'll see. |
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Thanks bridgetender I love hearing a good insult followed by good advice from a bearman.
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BJ, ... I'd suggest that you explore the use of the opposable thumb and after you've done that for a while, I'd recommend hitchhiking.
-------------------------------- Bwah ha ha...I thought you were gonna suggest he switch hands! LOL Gotta love the BLOCK feature! |
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Amherst OH |
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Broke as in brokeback mountain no doubt.
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Oh, a vow of poverty. Like Mother Teresa, but arguably male....Brother Teresa, then?
No, scrap that. I prefer to be the only BT. Brokejaw...BJ, for short. BJ, until you solve your financial dilemma, I'd suggest that you explore the use of the opposable thumb and after you've done that for a while, I'd recommend hitchhiking. |
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Ya but like Gandhi broke. Not jobless broke.
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You're broke too?
Add one more awesome quality to list for this fine catch, ladies.... |
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Listen habib,
If you strap a bomb vest to your scrawny torso, and detonate yourself near any checkpoint between the West Bank and Israel, the palestinian leaders will pay you $25K AND erect a monument for you! |
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So I wanna fly and fuck this chick I met here but I don't have money for that so who wants to give me a couple grand and help a brother fuck a chick in great need. If you choose to
donate please donate a minimum of 2 grand and your hot wife in case I get stood up. |
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