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LOL at outsourcing...

3 contractors are bidding on repairing a broken fence at the White House- one from FL, one from TX, and one from MN.

The FL contractor bids $900- $400 for labor, $400 for materials and $100 for his profit.

The TX contractor bids $700- $300 for labor, $300 for materials and $100 for his profit.

The MN contractor bids $2,700. Obama says "Are you nuts? You didn't even measure anything, how did you come up with that figure?"

The MN contractor replies "$1,000 for you, $1,000 for me, and we hire the guy from TX to do the job for $700."

Now if you will excuse me, I have to outsource something to a guy from TX for a Federal project.

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WTF? They breed cats with nine tails? One for each life I presume...

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That explains the logo...

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I think those are the teeth of Apple employees who work in their iPhone factories.

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I am not a government contractor, so this does not affect me.

I order all of my cat of nine tails from China. Better price, and they put the little beads on the end at no extra charge...

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Due to House Republicans allowance of sequestration to go forward, the cat o' nine tails shall henceforth be the cat o' six tails.

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"Outsource it!"

That's what I was trying to do. Get some of that capital flowing...

Good, they are used to the cat o nine tails, so I would prefer we stay with what they are used to...

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Even better to in-source your beatings. Have group A of slaves beat group B this week. Switch it around next week.

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I cant believe you 2 capitalist wannabees.

Outsource it!


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Well that depends on whether your slave beating requires a bare (specify open or closed) hand, a gloved hand, leather whip, a 2x4, or a chain.

I won't do pistol whipping, and a ball and gag are extra.

:-)

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