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Well, it could be one of two things. Either:

1. A pamphlet.

2. A very thick book of things he thinks he knows, but doesn't.

I suspect #1. #2 could probably stop a Howitzer round.

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"Stuff I Know" by ncal. LOL!

Stuff he wants to be true but too lazy to read.

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ROFL!

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"Stuff I Know" by ncal.

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I'm wondering what book they thought could stop a 50cal bullet..

To Kill A Mockingbird?

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"one of the most dangerous videos ever."

Would have been WAY MORE dangerous if he hadn't hid behind a book... he had his chance and blew it.

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Darwin award winner here....

Monalisa Perez, 19, was charged Wednesday in the shooting death of her boyfriend, Pedro Ruiz III, 22. According to a criminal complaint, Perez said Ruiz wanted to make a prank YouTube video of her shooting at a book he was holding in front of his chest, AP reported.

On Monday evening, Perez tweeted that the couple had agreed to carry out "one of the most dangerous videos ever." He held a book in front of himself and she took aim with a 50 caliber handgun. It ended like you'd expect.

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It's a little unclear as to what exactly she's charged with, but apparently she's facing a maximum of 10 years in prison. Apparently they tested this with a book first and were satisfied that it would stop the bullet. I would think this would make a murder charge almost impossible to stick, since it would be very difficult to argue that she intended to kill him or even put him at a high risk of dying.

I've seen the mugshot of this girl - she's just a tiny thing. A 50 cal handgun is a monster of a weapon for her to fire.

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"*sigh* WHY do we keep fucking around with newbies??"

That's a really good question. My GF and I definitely have an ongoing fantasy about "flipping newbies". We sometimes call each other a "slutty spatula". I think it's probably something to do with reliving the newness and naughtiness of getting into the lifestyle ourselves. Sort of the way that fucking someone else's spouse is hot partly because they're someone else's spouse.

We're with you though. The fantasy sometimes isn't worth it. Like the absolutely ridiculously hot young newbie sweetie and her somewhat goofy but affable husband that we had previously played around with. We ran into them in the club locker room at 2:00 AM last weekend and they decided, spur of the moment, they really felt a connection to us and wanted to spend the night with us. My sweetie had the hots for her so badly that she asked me for a pen and paper and one of our hotel keys. I sort of rolled my eyes and thought "sounds like a hot mess but OK" and complied. She soon came to her senses and left our phone number instead.

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So that was Thursday night. They, like us, were there for the whole weekend. Friday night she was very friendly to me, but he was not so happy. Saturday night both of them were very standoffish. Didn't see them last night.

*sigh* WHY do we keep fucking around with newbies??

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What, did she think he was going out for a burger? Or are they just really heavy sleepers?

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