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Gates + dogs + lasers (or tazers) = massive lawsuits. Mark my words.

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This article appeared in today's local paper....BT this made me think of you since you'd had some comments about Windermere a while back....

Following failed discussions with Orange County transportation officials and county commissioners, Windermere leaders have decided to take matters into their own hands.

This summer, the entire town will become one gated community.

Frustrated with the onslaught of traffic that uses Windermere as a cut-through, the town will install guard gates at all four of its main entrances: (details meaningless to those who don't live here). Leaders said those locations will effectively eliminate unwanted traffic and, most importantly, keep out those who think they are Windermere residents but actually are not.

All town residents will receive special clickers to pass through. They also will be taught a special Windermere handshake and a code word in case they lose their clicker. Each gate will be staffed with Taser-armed guards and trained dogs equipped with military-grade lasers.

Although he technically isn’t a town of Windermere resident, Shaq will be allowed in.

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The name is awesome. Only the bureau of Smokes Booze and Guns would be even more awesome.

The ill-fated Bureau of Pussy, Fornication and Buttsex was dismantled in 1971 I believe.

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"The ATF doesn't even exist anymore"

Oops! Right you are VA Beach. I guess the name was too awesome for the government to get rid of. I'm not sure why they didn't though since regulation of alcohol and tobacco has been by the "TTB" (Alcohol and Tobacco Tax and Trade Bureau) since 2003.

Sorry

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I think I've posted this before, but it's been revamped.

As it turns out a surprising number of cats (through no fault of their own) have markings that cause them to have a Hitler-like stache. This results in them not being wanted as pets and they are often turned into shelters (where they almost always end up euthanized because nobody will adopt a Hitler-cat) or just let loose on the street.

A website dedicated to adopting them out and de-stigmatizing them (by allowing owners to showcase their "Kitlers") exists. Kinda weird.

catsthatlooklikehitler. com

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*snort*

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You're a convicted criminal who has evaded the authorities for years. So what do you do? Hijack a fucking plan to get the attention of your Ex-wife? Now we know one of the reasons you are her "ex." WTF?

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Keep starving those people long enough and eventually they're going to eat that fat bastard leader of theirs.

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As if life in North Korea couldn't get any more sucky.....

North Korea instructed the country Monday to brace itself for more suckitude in the form of possible famine and severe economic hardship — but not to despair, because “the road to revolution is long and arduous,” according to an editorial in the state-run newspaper. The editorial stated that hardships to come might evoke another “arduous march” — the term assigned to the famine that struck the country in the mid-1990s, killing as many as 3 million people, reports the Telegraph, a British newspaper.

“We may have to go on an arduous march, during which we will have to chew the roots of plants once again,” the editorial piece read. Awesome.

The country is requiring all residents of Pyongyang, North Korea’s capital city, to deliver about 2 lb. of rice to state warehouses each month.

Apparently city dwellers are supposed to be growing rice in their concrete apartments.

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A Mailman Handcuffed in Brooklyn, Caught on Video

By the time Mr. Grays arrived at the front door of 999 President Street, the police were approaching him. A video of the incident, taken by an observer on the street, begins at this point and shows Mr. Grays, in his postal uniform, as he is handcuffed, frisked and taken to the unmarked car. The officers tell him to stop resisting, even though there is no evidence in the video of resistance. What the video does not show, Mr. Grays said, is what happened next, after he was placed in the back seat of the unmarked car, with his hands cuffed and without a seatbelt, compelling him to leave the mail truck unattended. The driver, who had turned around to taunt him, hit the vehicle in front of them, Mr. Grays said, causing him to bang his shoulder against the front seat. Mr. Grays was then taken to the 71st Precinct station, where he was issued a summons for disorderly conduct that will require him to appear in court. He was then released.

On Tuesday, the Brooklyn borough president, Eric L. Adams, himself a former police officer, released the video at a news conference, expressing what he said was his outrage over the ostensible violations of the civil rights of yet another young black man, this one an employee of the federal government.

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