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Ok....too funny not to share. Not a WTF perhaps, but where else should i post this? My younger boy wants to be a Lego for Halloween. No prob. Got a box from work. Cut a head and arm holes and holes for the Solo cups to stick through to make the nubbins that connect to each other.....then i tried it on. Uh oh. I couldn't get it off and i was at the house by myself. I struggled for several minutes to no avail. Finally, i went out the front door, wearing the box. Neither of my next door neighbors were home. . fortunately, another neighbor was home that I am acquainted with. I showed up on her front doorstep and rang the bell. When she answered, she burst out in laughter. She thanked me for making her day because she had been having a foul mood all morning. She easily help me out of the box and my pride wasn't damaged too badly.

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How did the most expensive blimp in the history of the world become undone? And we are going to defeat Isis? WTF

Vero Beach FL
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Yes... The cat bit my tongue (re: reply to ms. peghey)

Chicago IL
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Hello Sir, Only thing better might be meeting over "found pussy".

Ocean City NJ
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@peghey: first of all, we haven't been formally fora introduced so I figured why not do so over a "lost pussy" post... Nice to make your aquaintance.

OT: nah... Like peghey alluded to, just too easy.

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so many "hunting for pussy jokes" and yet so little time

Ocean City NJ
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Ok guessing I should take this as a sign that I live in a quiet and safe neighborhood, but....

I just got a "Lost Cat Alert" on our phone. A robodial message telling me about someone's fuzzball.

I am quite stunned by this.

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i have had people in front of me in line at the grocery store with 1 or 2 items, and then have someone else they are with come with a cart load and think they were getting in front of me. ummm no. and that has happened several times.

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I just watched a family - faced with lines at the grocery checkout - split their cart full of crap across 4 "10 items or less" lines because they didn't want to wait in a regular line. Mom then ran between all 4 checkouts, paying, while everyone behind them waited.

Assholes.

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LOL wow..

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