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Wow here's a wtf I just got in the mail today...

I have had a decision on a life insurance application postponed because my "total cholesterol of 126 and triglycerides of 0 are very low considering your borderline obesity (BMI = 29). A physician examination will be necessary to evaluate potential causes for your paradoxical results."

(As measured by the nurse, I was 214 lb and she determined me to be 6'0.)

Apparently the nurse didn't note anything about my being rather muscular, or having a 31 inch waist.

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Each person's gene expression, hormonal levels and diet are are unique. Biochemistry varies very, very little from one individual to the next.

Windermere FL
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Nothing in the US that is "Fat Free" is good for you. In order to make it fat free, they substitute the fat with some sort of sugar. Your body needs fat. It is essential to survival. What it doesn't need is the chemicals and artificial sweeteners added to make it taste worth a damn after they make it fat free. Moderation and variety. More out than in. Each persons biochemistry is unique but similar. Some generalizations can be made, but for optimal results, a little trial and error is required.

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" well-made venti java chip frappuchino is one of my favorite things on earth"

They are so damn good! I'm definitely gonna try the new unicorn one.

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Chezed, you are right. 40 years ago a friends couple with 2 children wouldn't let them have any fats. The parents were 2 shinny things. Their children were always sick. Ours were sick once in a while like all healthy children. Eat some fat.

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Fun, yes it is . I am looking at the container now. "FAGE", Pronounced, Fa-yeh! Get a life!

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I won't lie. A well-made venti java chip frappuchino is one of my favorite things on earth. I used to drink them almost every day...

... and I weighed 240 pounds..

Now, I only get them under 2 conditions...

1. During a long road trip.

2. On my way to a baseball game I'm about to pitch.

#1 doesn't happen often, and #2 - well, on a baseball day I am doing a total of about 3 hours of hard exercise, so I think I'll be OK.

Windermere FL
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"better taste is FAGE YOGURT on a baked potato. Get the original, not the 2% or 0%."

The only fage yogurt I could find wasn't labeled in ALL CAPS, so I PASSED.

Belle Chasse LA
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Satan in a plastic cup... LOL

@ncal...Fat=meds... you need to eat some fat

Parsippany NJ
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*snort*

"...Satan in a plastic cup"

nah. but i'm glad my tween will be with friends when the sugar rush hits. hehe.

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