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A judge agreed to delay former Patriots star Aaron Hernandez’s double murder trial after his lawyers successfully argued that his first murder trial would get in the way of preparations.

Hernandez’s attorneys asked that the double murder trial, originally scheduled to begin in May, be delayed six months. Suffolk Superior Court Judge Jeffrey Locke agreed to a delay, but said he wanted to see how long the other murder trial took before deciding on a date, The Boston Globe reports.

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James Cameron is busy hyping the sequels to "Avatar", though they have yet to go into production. Speaking to Empire, Cameron said, “They’re gonna be bitchin’,” presumably as he made a fist, extended his thumb and pinky finger–the international symbol for “Hang loose”–and encouraged the interviewer to join him on a sick party wave. But Cameron, apparently still high from ripping a serious nug, knew that “bitchin’” was not enough to describe his future projects. So he went further, stating, “You will shit yourself with your mouth wide open.”

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Oh there are so many good ones today....this one reminds me of Fun's "Idiotic Idioms" thread.

China has banned wordplay on the grounds that it breaches the law on standard spoken and written Chinese, makes promoting cultural heritage harder and may mislead the public – especially children. The casual alteration of idioms risks nothing less than “cultural and linguistic chaos”, it warns.

Chinese is (apparently) perfectly suited to puns because it has so many homophones. Popular sayings and even customs, as well as jokes, rely on wordplay.

But the order from the State Administration for Press, Publication, Radio, Film and Television says: “Radio and television authorities at all levels must tighten up their regulations and crack down on the irregular and inaccurate use of the Chinese language, especially the misuse of idioms.”

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@fjep: I am getting better, believe me. If there is a critter to be seen, I will see it because I am such a pussy! Anywho, he or she is gone and I am off now to find the perfect Christmas Tree.

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BLT better get used to them, FL has all kinds of critters that make their way into homes. Not uncommon to find black snakes in the house. I caught one of our pets for a few years in the yard, a three foot iguana. We finally gave her to a school after about 5 years and she was 5 feet long. I caught a lot of black snakes, a few in the house. But then we sometimes had alligators in our back yard.

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Well done BLT.

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My neighbor saved the day! She went into the pantry where the poor thing was so scared and me too. She did exactly what was stated below. Took a paper plate and a plastic clear cup and got it outside. I had blanked it out cautiously and self medicated with Jameson. At that point, who cares....LOL

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An 84-year-old New Yorker's date with two 17-year-old twin sisters ended with the senior citizen tied up and robbed, according to police.

The New York Times reports that Paul Aronson met up with 17-year-old Shaina Foster last month through SeekingArrangement. com, a sugar daddy site that bills itself as a place “where beautiful, successful people fuel mutually beneficial relationships,” according to the Times.

After a first date, Shaina brought her twin sister Shalaine along to the second. The trio dined at an "expensive restaurant" and then Aronson invited them back to his apartment for a drink, court documents said.

That's when Shaina told authorities things got out of hand.

“He asked to do things I wasn’t going to do,” she told Detective Darryl Ng. “He is ugly, old and disgusting. I tied him up. I took his money and left. He was starting to creep me out.”

The New York Daily News reports that the sisters allegedly tied Aronson up with zip ties, stole $420 worth of cash from his wallet and took his credit card. They then went on a shopping spree and bought makeup, police said.

Shaina Foster told authorities she was surprised Aronson called police.

"The old man reported me? I don’t understand why he reported me," she said, according to court documents.

The New York Post reports that on Wednesday, Shalaine Foster's lawyer said his client was brought along by her sister and didn't take part in any of the crimes her sister allegedly committed.

"There’s always that story of the good twin and the bad twin, who goes right and who goes wrong,” Brian Kennedy said. ”?My client Sh?alaine was always going right but it seems she got caught up in something that was not of her making.”

The pair are charged with kidnapping, burglary, robbery, assault and grand larceny. They are being held without bail.

The age of consent in New York is 17, which may at least partially explain why Aronson isn't facing any charges.

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True FJ, I considered that but, like you, find it unlikely to be a large enough lizard to break the skin or one of the large exotics. Unless BLT confirms the size of said lizard there is no real way to know. Although BT's hunch is interesting.

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She let that one single guy into her house and now, she's seeing lizards everywhere! BLT, if it only has one eye, stop screaming and don't call for help. Just beat it off singlehandedly.

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