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Puts new meaning on "don't blow your horn"

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There was a segment on a show about people with weird 'likes' and there was this dude who liked to fuck his car. He would even get jealous when other people would touch it. It was just bizzare. I did read a story in a paper how some dude in England got a ticket because he was caught fucking his neighbor's car. I would have loved to even in court for that one.

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..and leaves are shaking

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I guess if the tree starts leaking sap, it's cumming?

Little Egg Harbor NJ
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Hmmm.. maybe get Beatle dick? Women used to crave it.

Rutherford NJ
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I guess instead of standard STDs you would get termites and beetles.

Little Egg Harbor NJ
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If I did fuck a tree I would go for the rubber tree I don't want any unwanted Black Leather saplings running around

Rutherford NJ
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I guess your first time would have to be with a cherry tree, so you could pop it ...

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That's just sick..but there was a cherry tree that gave me wood once.

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And I thought the folks into Tabasco sauce enamas were special ....

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