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The machine is a fraud. They aren't sending packs of fresh vegetables, they are sending packs of juice.

Look it up on youtube. The "squeezing" is about as much effort as squeezing ketchup or salad dressing out of a squeeze bottle. A woman could actually empty the bag into a cup faster than the machine.

Oh the juice packs can only be sold to people who own the machine.

Pomegranate - $8 for 3 oz. Totally fucking serious.

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it's good for them. Now people can try the juice without having to buy the expensive machine. It's the reoccurring revenue of juice packets that will make them the money. There will still be those too lazy to squeeze by hand and buy the machine :-)

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So if you've never heard of "Juicero", go onto youtube and watch their 2 minute commercial. They almost make paying $400 for a machine that no-mess makes you fresh squeezed juice from $7 packets that your machine orders for you look sensible.

Ok - watched it? Welcome back. That commercial was actually amusing and compelling, right? Well.... one year and $120 million in capital later...

Some investors were surprised to discover a much cheaper alternative: You can squeeze the Juicero bags with your bare hands. Two backers said the final device was bulkier than what was originally pitched and that they were puzzled to find that customers could achieve similar results without it. Bloomberg performed its own press test, pitting a Juicero machine against a reporter’s grip. The experiment found that squeezing the bag yields nearly the same amount of juice just as quickly—and in some cases, faster—than using the device.

Juicero declined to comment. A person close to the company said Juicero is aware the packs can be squeezed by hand but that most people would prefer to use the machine because the process is more consistent and less messy. The device also reads a QR code printed on the back of each produce pack and checks the source against an online database to ensure the contents haven’t expired or been recalled, the person said. The expiration date is also printed on the pack.

Soooo... basically you're paying $400 for a machine that tells you your vegetables aren't expired and pushes juice out of the tube?

Totally awesome.

It's not even crushing the fucking vegetables. They are already juiced! The Juicero is doing nothing more than dispensing it!

LOL!!!!

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For a short time only, Starbucks is offering Unicorn Frappacinos. These might be of more interest to sexy SLS readers if they didn't tip the scales at nearly one and a half ounces of sugar - 39 grams to be exact.

I'm not saying this drink isn't Bi but, being that it reportedly shifts both color and flavor during its brief lifetime, it seems more Bipolar than anything.

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So....

At a Parks Canada station restroom in Banff, Alberta, on April 1st, visitors found the door locked and, inexplicably, three black bear cubs inside.

The cubs reportedly did not "use" the facilities so it is still safe to assume that bears really do shit in the woods.

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I agree way to go emplyee!!!

i worked the late shift at a Jack in Box first year in college. Saw a lot of topless or open shirted no bra women come through the drive through at 2am. This was near the college.

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How about that employee! Way to think fast.

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"He pulled into a McDonald’s drive-thru around 11 a.m. Tuesday. He ordered 20 chicken nuggets and a basket of fries. But when the fries took too long, the killer simply drove off with the nuggets.

A drive-thru worker called in the tip, and police tried to stop Stephens about five miles from the fast food joint. After a brief pursuit, Stephens pulled over and put a bullet in his head."

You really do never know who you are going to see at McDonald’s drive thru.

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I guess this is more like "news" but since the story began in here...

re: the asshole who walked up to a random man on the sidewalk and shot him in the head....

Pennsylvania State Police spotted Steve Stephens, 37, leaving a McDonald's in Erie and went after him, bumping his car to try to get it to stop, authorities said. He shot himself in the head as the car spun out of control, police said.

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BAHAHAHA! :)

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