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maid to the front desk... "no. I mean there's an actual dick... on the floor."
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Next time?
Mr. Smooth - I hope being dickless will solve his stupidity issues. |
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on the other hand, a two floor fall is a lot less time to think about the fact that you just cut your dick off.
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next time he cuts his dick off, maybe his cheap ass will fork over the extra $25 for a room above the 5th floor.
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One of the things that has helped me keep from committing suicide is that I can't think of many things that would be more depressing than a failed suicide attempt.
A failed suicide attempt and no dick would be far more depressing. |
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Now he's just Andre. Sans Johnson.
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Attempts to reattach his dick failed. Sucks to be him
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He must have been high on some good shit. That's all I can say.
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Ok, so Johnson hacked off his Johnson and tried to commit suicide by jumping off a 2 story building. I can see a "let's put 20 seconds on the clock" coming to a Tosh.0 episode very soon.
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Portland, Oregon has decided to dump 38 million gallons of drinking water after a 19-year-old urinated
three teens were spotted at the reservoir at around 1:00 am. One male was filmed urinating through a fence into the already-treated water. Shaff said the urine poses little risk—water quality test sample results are due on Thursday—but the city still decided to ditch most of the water. |
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