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I knew there was a reason I liked baseball! :)

Annie

Lafayette TN
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I noted once upon a time that most things that teammates yell from the bench could be sexually slanted:

"GET DOWN!"

"EAT IT!"

"SHOOT 4!"

"STAY UP!"

"YOU'RE IN!"

Windermere FL
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I will gladly contribute to your RBI

Fair Oaks TX
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"maybe one day you can show me your wind up and your pitch"

I thought you'd be more interested in my bat and balls.

Or my slide into home.

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"If I'd been faster..." nope, you do not need to be faster~at all. Just sayin, darlin.

As to Mr. VA: maybe one day you can show me your wind up and your pitch....a girl can dream, can't she?

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In Chicago's south side, on April 9, an argument between a father (43) and son (22) over who should walk the dog escalated to the point of them shooting at each other.

Both were hit multiple times. The son was killed. The father is in critical condition.

Can we assume the dog went on the floor?

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I was an endurance man, but HS track only goes up to 2 miles (3200 meters), I excelled at going longer and the only times I got yo that was the 10K road race at the Jr Olympics where on both occasions I blew up famously.

Little Egg Harbor NJ
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...BLM was keeping score...

BT

Los Angeles CA
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I can hear it now... "Fokker UP, VA On Deck, BT In The Hole!"

I loved spring track. If I'd been faster, I might have had more fun. I did watch someone take a javelin in the calf. Idiot was marking and underestimated the guy up. When he saw it coming, instead of running perpendicular to the throw, he ran away. Javelin skipped off the ground, jumped up, and caught him in the back of the calf. He took three steps before it worked its way out and the bleeding started.

BT

Weight men know where to put their shot.

Los Angeles CA
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Geez Sogood.. we are trying to be serious here and alls you can think of is BT's pole.

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