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Police in Brighton, Ontario said they were called to a home at 8 p.m. on Tuesday after neighbours heard what they believed to be a domestic dispute.

Northumberland OPP Const. Steve Bates said the neighbors knew the home was usually occupied by a couple, but police found only one person when they arrived.

"They heard him yelling and saying, 'I hope you die," and so on and so forth," Bates said. "So we attended and we located the male of the household alone in the house screaming at his pet parrot who apparently was 'beaking off' at him, in his words."

The man had been drinking, Bates said, adding that the parrot did not appear to be hurt in any way.

Police did not lay any charges. Bates described the call as a "very interesting" one for attending officers,

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The Daily Pakistan newspaper, covering the Anti-Terrorism Court in Karachi in April, reported that a judge in Courtroom III asked a constable if he knew how the grenade entered into evidence worked. Rather than assume that an explanation was requested, the constable pulled the pin to demonstrate, and the resulting explosion injured the constable, a court clerk, and another police officer.

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WTF? My phone wants to autocorrect "vabeachcouple33" to "Vabeachhusband". Is "Vabeachhusband" a word????

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Ron,

Thanks. Didn't know that one.

And 888s suggested addition reminds me of WC Fields suggestion that we lock all the politicians in an arena and gives them socks stuffed with dog sh*t to beat each other with until they tire of it.

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Don't forget to mention the part where a potato or bar of soap goes in the sock being used to teach the lesson.

. Oops.

Charles Town WV
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If that's the case I'm not even going to ask what a blanket party is...

Wenatchee WA
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...and all this time I just thought someone spilled a lemon slurppy. Yuk !

Hanford CA
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*doing something naughty like peeing in the 7-11 when I'm getting a Slurpee*

that's not naughty, that's disgusting!

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I wouldn't expect to step in shit at the Venetian.

Excalibur, maybe. Circus Circus, definitely.

But not the Venetian.

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Peeing in the 7-11 got me to thinking...

Last night, while enjoying a glass of bourbon and the inner city porch lifestyle, my neighbor, one of the second year med students, came home and told me that she had been out and got a call that her dad had fallen down at the Venetian in Vegas and dislocated his knee. Her mom, an MD, popped it back into place. The oddest part? She remarked rather matter of factly, that her dad has slipped in a pile of human feces. I was tempted to ask if it was his own, but bit my tongue.

BT

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