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Happy thoughts, or WTF? I think I'll go with WTF.

So there's this unicorn. I think I've mentioned her before. Former lesbian, I was the second guy she ever met when she decided to try being halfway straight. That was like 3 years ago. We recently started seeing each other again weekly. She's a very liberal jewish woman who has a PHD in psychology.

Cuz, you know, a doctor of psychology is just the perfect person for ME. :)

She's also extremely submissive. She has d-rings attached to the frame of her bed for tying purposes, and she likes to be physically abused. I hate physically abusing women. I only do it when they literally beg for it, and I feel like less of a man afterwords. She tolerates that from me because she loves my cock, and seems to genuinely like me as a human being. Can't imagine why.

She says I'm a dom. I've heard that before. I said I'm not a fucking dom. She said I'm most definitely a dom. I said if by dom you mean that I'm a nutless wanker with lingering mommy issues from a bad childhood that compels me to beat women for my own pleasure so that I can feel more masculine, then no, I'm definitely not a dom.

Gosh darnit, there I go being judgemental again. I hate when that happens.

So she said I'm really a dom, and I should just be more pushy.

So I've had an educated, certified, qualified, doctor of psychology tell me that I need to be more pushy, so I'm gonna run with that. That's like throwing gasoline on a fire. This is like the Joker and Harley Quinn. Welcome to my life.

Anyway, she has a cert from me on her profile. Being a hot, petite, highly sought after unicorn, she gets a lot of couples hitting on her. This has happened twice now, the latest was tonight. Couples who have met Robin and I see the cert on her profile, and drop our names to get in her pants. When she feels the slightest bit uneasy, I get a text from her.

Three weeks ago I got a text from her when I was at a house party, and had to excuse myself from a conversation because I always answer her texts immediately. She was at our local club, and a couple was hitting on her, dropped our names, and that particular couple are BAD NEWS. The guy is a creepy motherfucker who there are rumors about spiking drinks. Yeah, we met them once, years ago, and didn't play with them. Then he tried to use my name to fuck the unicorn I'm seeing now. Asshole.

Tonight another couple did the same thing. We went to their house party last weekend, didn't really click with them, but we did have fun with others at the party. I told her that they seem like great people but it just didn't work out between the 4 of us. According to her, they are now singing our praises in texts with her.

This is just one example of why I say the lifestyle is high school. Welcome back to it. I hope that whoever you are reading this, that you are as fortunate as I am to have "problems" like this. :)

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@BLM

Thanks! I'll send you the unedited pic.

Lake Butler FL
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Happy St. Patty's SOTW! Great pic!

Rutherford NJ
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LOL! "Mr. Sasquatcho"...the pimple of Clark County. "Hey Mister you got a dime" Beep-Beep

Rutherford NJ
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BLM damn man you visiting those Japanese whores on the strip. Most only fake not speaking English.

Las Vegas NV
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lol@VA

~S~

New Orleans LA
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Domo auri gatcho

Mr. Sasquatcho.

Windermere FL
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"I wouldn't know how. I would only know where to find one in Clark County, Nevada."

Ahso... You speak Japanese?

Rutherford NJ
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This sting was set up through Back page.

Lake Butler FL
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That's what Craigslist is for...

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