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I gave up on those kegals when I couldn't pee when I wanted to. I guess that means that they work!

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i would think you would squirt less if you did kegals lol

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Maybe you can squirt farther if you do Kegels.

Kegels would be fitness, right?

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I was wondering the same thing.

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WTF does squirting have to do with fitness?

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See the previous post before reading this one...

....the motherfucker won.

MANILA, Philippines (AP) -- The Philippine president-elect has encouraged the public to help him in his war against crime, urging citizens with guns to shoot and kill drug dealers who resist arrest and fight back in their neighborhoods.

In a nationally televised speech late Saturday, Rodrigo Duterte told a huge crowd in the southern city of Davao that Filipinos who help him battle crime will be rewarded.

If a drug dealer resists arrest or refuses to be brought to a police station and threatens a citizen with a gun or a knife, "you can kill him," Duterte said. "Shoot him and I'll give you a medal."

"If you're still into drugs, I will kill you, don't take this as a joke. I'm not trying to make you laugh, son of a bitch, I will really kill you," Duterte said to loud jeers and applause.

The foul-mouthed former government prosecutor said crimes were committed by law enforcers because of "extreme greed and extreme need." He said that he would provide a small amount to an officer who was tempted because his wife has cancer or a mother died, but that those who would break the law because of extreme greed "will also be dealt with by me. I'll have you killed."

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I posted this a while back in the "Politicians Behaving Badly" thread. You'll see why I'm bringing it up again in the next post.

In case you want to feel like Donald Trump might not be so bad....

Philippine presidential frontrunner Rodrigo Duterte has shocked the political establishment in recent weeks, surging to a clear lead in opinion surveys before the May 9 election with a campaign full of swear words and promises to end crime by killing tens of thousands of criminals.

In an address to the nation's premier group of business figures on Wednesday, Mr Duterte defended his history of womanising.

"I was separated from my wife. I'm not impotent. What am I supposed to do? Let this hang forever?" Mr Duterte said, referring to his penis, as people in the crowd laughed.

"When I take Viagra, it stands up."

Mr Duterte, 71, had earlier on the campaign trail said he had two mistresses but reassured taxpayers they would not cost much, because he kept them at cheap boarding houses and took them to short-time hotels for sex.

Mr Duterte has also boasted about running vigilante death squads during his many years as mayor of Davao, the biggest city in the southern Philippines.

He once said the death squads had killed 1,700 people.

However he has at other times denied any links to the vigilante groups, which have attracted fierce criticism from human rights groups and the United Nations.

A key part of Mr Duterte's campaign has been a pledge to eradicate crime nationwide in the first six months of his presidency by ordering security forces to kill criminals.

In his speech to the Makati Business Club, Mr Duterte again promised that his presidency "will be a bloody one".

He promised to pardon soldiers or police officers if they were charged with rights abuses.

"I will issue 1,000 pardons a day," Mr Duterte said.

He said the constitution also allowed the president to pardon himself for crimes, and he would do so at the end of his term.

"Pardon given to Rodrigo Duterte for the crime of multiple murder, signed Rodrigo Duterte," he said, as people in the crowed laughed.

Surveys have shown Mr Duterte is particularly popular among the nation's wealthy and middle class, who fear rising crime.

Mr Duterte last week joked that he had wanted to rape a "beautiful" Australian missionary, who was sexually assaulted and murdered by inmates in a 1989 prison riot in Davao.

"I was mad she [the missionary] was raped but she was so beautiful. I thought, the mayor should have been first," he said at a rally.

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Soooo…. In case you hadn’t heard about this…

Christal McGee, 19, was behind the wheel of a Mercedes last September when her car rear-ended a car driven by Wentworth Maynard. She was allegedly using SnapChat’s “speed filter” app to broadcast pictures of herself when she hit 100 mph (in a 45 zone). In spite of broadcasting evidence of her reckless driving on social media – including pictures of herself being loaded into the ambulance (yes, taking selfies of her bloodied self being attended to by irritated EMTs), and friends in the car who gave statements to police such as ““She said, ‘Well, I’m just going to hit 100, and then I’m going to slow down,’”, she maintains she did nothing wrong.

McGee is, predictably, being sued by the family of now brain-damaged Mr. Maynard.

However, McGee’s lawyers claim she was not using Snapchat before the crash. In court filings, the teenager’s attorneys said the damage to the victim was caused solely by his own negligence.

Yes, you read that correctly. She is going to take the “I’m innocent” approach, in spite of the obvious fact that she broadcast her own documentation of her criminal activity in real-time. If I were her lawyer, my advice would be “Break down in court, admit everything, and tell them all you’re a stupid kid who did something dumb trying to impress their friends and hopefully they will take some pity on you.”

That of course may have actually been the lawyer’s advice, and the little snot didn’t want to do it.

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I know every generation says the next one are a bunch of lazy asshats. I get that.

But - Jesus - what the hell did pre-2000 college students do that was anywhere NEAR as stupid as this? The worst we all did was get drunk and dance on cars at 4 am. If anyone - ANYONE - suggested anything like this when I was in college (which wasn't THAT long ago) they would have been laughed out of the room.

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I think I posted this before...

There used to be a time in the not so distant past when if the student received a grade lower than a "C,' they failed the class. Then the PC police got involved, and the student didn't fail, they were not successful. OK, I can almost live with that one...

Now there are professors at my university that don't like that term. A student no longer fails, nor are they not successful.

Now a student receives a repeatable grade...

WTF???

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