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Yes... The cat bit my tongue (re: reply to ms. peghey)

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Hello Sir, Only thing better might be meeting over "found pussy".

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@peghey: first of all, we haven't been formally fora introduced so I figured why not do so over a "lost pussy" post... Nice to make your aquaintance.

OT: nah... Like peghey alluded to, just too easy.

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so many "hunting for pussy jokes" and yet so little time

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Ok guessing I should take this as a sign that I live in a quiet and safe neighborhood, but....

I just got a "Lost Cat Alert" on our phone. A robodial message telling me about someone's fuzzball.

I am quite stunned by this.

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i have had people in front of me in line at the grocery store with 1 or 2 items, and then have someone else they are with come with a cart load and think they were getting in front of me. ummm no. and that has happened several times.

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I just watched a family - faced with lines at the grocery checkout - split their cart full of crap across 4 "10 items or less" lines because they didn't want to wait in a regular line. Mom then ran between all 4 checkouts, paying, while everyone behind them waited.

Assholes.

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LOL wow..

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File this one in the hoist-on-your-own-petard category.

Patrick Missud, a nutty California lawyer, sued the builder of his home almost a decade ago. After he lost the case and his several appeals, he started suing more people, including the judges who had presided over his case(s). When he lost the appeals of those cases, he started suing the appellate judges. A couple of years ago, he even sued several Justices of the U.S. Supreme Court for being in on the conspiracy against him.

Last year, the California Bar Association finally took action to disbar him, and he fought that all the way through the California courts, losing at every stage. He then petitioned the U.S. Supreme Court to review his disbarment. Remember the part above, where he had sued several Justices? Well, being an adverse party to a litigant is grounds for a judge to recuse himself from the case, and that's exactly what five Justices did. Which is unprecedented in Supreme Court history. Unfortunately for Missud, that meant that there was no quorum to hear his case. Guess what happens when there isn't a quorum to accept an appeal: yep, his appeal was dismissed and his disbarment is final.

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A series of autocorrect errors has led to the deaths of at least 1,000 aging concert-goers.

An F-22 Raptor launched several air-to-surface missiles at a Procol Harum concert outside of Denver, Colorado. President Barack Obama ordered a strike on Boko Haram camps in Douala, Cameroon.

Officials suspect his iPhone's autocorrect mistakenly changed instructions, leading to the catastrophic mixup.

Pentagon officials confirmed the error and acknowledged that this sort of problem has become routine. In a widely-reported incident earlier this year, 7 senior FIFA officials were killed by a drone strike upon their meeting in Milan, Italy. The intended target was ISIS officials meeting in Amman, Jordan.

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