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Hmmm, just another reason to check out the bathroom facilities before ordering a meal at a restaurant. :-)

Mrs U :-)

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Here it comes, "the shit is going to hit the fan"

Thornton CO
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Tramp, I expect to receive a royalty check from you. Those punch lines ain't free.

Belle Chasse LA
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Sometimes it's just best if you throw it against the wall and see what sticks.

Little Egg Harbor NJ
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Not the hardest story I've ever told. I certainly didn't expect to come out clean after either. Oh well..shit happens.

Rutherford NJ
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I just don't believe I'd have told all that, Brother Luke.

(Sorry for stealing the line, Fun)

Tramp

Alpharetta GA
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His lawyer should submit a writ of duces cecum feces

Wenatchee WA
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I would bring those convenience store clerks and one BK employee as witnesses...the shit story is true

Rutherford NJ
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major ***yick!!!***

Bridgewater NJ
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Come to think of it, one time Mrs. VA went to use a ladies room at a grocery store, and it looked like someone had taken a balloon full of chocolate pudding and slammed it against the back of the toilet.

Where's Boinkster when you need him??

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