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In Chicago's south side, on April 9, an argument between a father (43) and son (22) over who should walk the dog escalated to the point of them shooting at each other.

Both were hit multiple times. The son was killed. The father is in critical condition.

Can we assume the dog went on the floor?

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I was an endurance man, but HS track only goes up to 2 miles (3200 meters), I excelled at going longer and the only times I got yo that was the 10K road race at the Jr Olympics where on both occasions I blew up famously.

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...BLM was keeping score...

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I can hear it now... "Fokker UP, VA On Deck, BT In The Hole!"

I loved spring track. If I'd been faster, I might have had more fun. I did watch someone take a javelin in the calf. Idiot was marking and underestimated the guy up. When he saw it coming, instead of running perpendicular to the throw, he ran away. Javelin skipped off the ground, jumped up, and caught him in the back of the calf. He took three steps before it worked its way out and the bleeding started.

BT

Weight men know where to put their shot.

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Geez Sogood.. we are trying to be serious here and alls you can think of is BT's pole.

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I only participated in javelin once. Took a stab at it.

Seriously I went to a county track and field meet in high school (I was a sprinter way back when). Our high school didn't allow any "someone might get hurt" sports, so things like pole vault and javelin were completely unavailable. But there were openings in javelin at the county meet, so I entered anyway, having never so much as picked up a javelin before.

The first throw (given my experience as a baseball player) resulted in the shaft of the javelin hitting me in the side of the head. Didn't go so well.

The second went - I dunno how far. But I came in 6th place for the county. Somehow.

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You get a gold star VA.

Sorry but I varsitied in Track and Cross Country

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I don't know if the "put it there" was also part of the punnery... I took it to be.

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I took it, relayed it, and then hoped it wouldn't flop. I didn't want anyone to chase after it, I don't want to foul things up.

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"...if anyone want to discus it."

Oh, well-played!

Took that one for a spin, did you?

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