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A Newton [Massachusetts] woman is facing several charges after authorities say she drove drunk and crashed Monday afternoon all while having a bearded dragon lizard stuffed in her bra.

Officers responded around 1:30 p.m. and found a vehicle that had crashed into a tree on a front lawn. Authorities say the crash flattened all four of the car’s tires, set off the air bags and knocked off both bumpers.

Amy Rebello-McCarthy, 39, was slurring her words, laughing and drooling when officers found her leaning up against the wrecked Mercedes C280, according to authorities.

Authorities say a passenger in the car, 22-year-old Marvin Kyewalyanga, of Waltham, was under the influence of liquor and found with an Airsoft replica handgun tucked in his waistband.

Prior to taking the two individuals in for booking, authorities say McCarthy told officers that she had a lizard stuffed in her bra. The reptile was turned over to animal control officers.

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Oy ve!

Fair Oaks TX
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"I see racist people....They're everywhere! And they don't even know they're racist!"

Apologies to Haley Joel Osment

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"Let my fora go!"

- Noah Feinberg, Wise man- swinger (No one dared call him a Lifestyler, because he fucked. Yes. He. Did. ...indiscriminately

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Noe think about it, if everyone in the world is trying to exterminate a group of people over time, the survivors have to be the ones that are smart enough to stay alive.

Their kids are going to inherent those brains and hence you have the Jewish people who are the superior race just because of surviving 500 years of intense extermination.

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I am hoping he gets lost in the Vegas desert and wanders around aimlessly for 40 years searching for his fabled Swinger homeland.

Little Egg Harbor NJ
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Or Mein Dumpf...

For a brief moment, I though someone had deleted a post after yours, Current. Then, I realized that it was simply a matter of one of The Wonder Twins getting into the other's stash of meds...or just eating some bad beetles.

At least it was on topic; WTF?

BT

And in related news, organic avocados were $2.49 ea at Whole Foods this morning. I'll be back in a few to talk about my Geico insurance quote.

New Orleans LA
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Wow. You should copyright that Nutcal You could call it "Mein Dumbf".

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Current Jews are the superior race. all other people are inferior. The only supreme group of people are the Jews.

The reason why is very factual. For the last five hundred years all other races tired to exterminate the Jews.

All the dumb Jews got killed and only the very smartest Jews survived and had offspring. Over the last five hundred years the slaughter of the Jewish people has selected out only the smartest of the smart.

All other races from Africans to Asians to Europeans tried to exterminate the Jews. Everyone but the Jewish people are nothing but a bunch of racists.

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It's endearing to hear stories about white supremacists having father and son time together.

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