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It's pretty hard to find a good Serbian donkey's milk cheese these days, but there's no way I'm spending that kind of money for a Wisconsin cheddar that's 20 years old. What the hell did they do- just find those blocks behind some bad cheese curds? I didn't think cheddar was aged 20 years.

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"I don't care how fucking runny it is...."

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Cue Monty Python's cheese shop routine.

"Cheddar, we don't get much call for it around these parts."

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A Wisconsin 20-year-old cheddar cheese, to be released for sale June 1, is currently selling for $209 a pound. That's just over $13 an ounce, and while expensive, pales in comparison to a Serbian donkey's milk cheese that sold for $576 a pound, or $36 an ounce.

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The Oscar Meyer wienermobile was badly damaged after slamming into a pole near Harrisburg, PA yesterday.

No one was hurt, but the truck is pretty banged up, including a smashed windshield and serious damage to the front of the “bun” fender.

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Sound like another Bobbit..wonder if they are related?????

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Good thing she isn't a member here! Can you imagine how pissed off she would be at the people who misrepresent themselves in their profiles?

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She didn't shoot his balls off....at least he'll survive to make more ejaculate, just not with her.

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Good God....

A Michigan woman convicted earlier this year of shooting her lover in the stomach has been granted bond, set at $10,000. The prosecutor called the facts of the case "a little bizarre," which is a polite understatement: 58-year-old Sadie Bell said she shot the man when she suspected him of cheating because he didn't produce enough ejaculate when they had sex that night.

"She also said to the police some very graphic things about how she expected him to perform, she was a cheap date, she liked sex, she expected him to be able to do what he's promised; and she said, in essence, to quote her, she was pissed off, so she shot him," Oakland County prosecutor Paul Walton told Detroit's WWJ.

The victim and alleged weak producer of semen, Edward Lee, suffered damage to his colon and pancreas. Prosecutors say he nearly died.

Lee was technically cheating, but not on Bell. The two of them had been carrying on a 15-year affair.

Bell was accused in 1991 of shooting her then-husband, but he refused to testify against her, and she was never convicted.

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COLUMBUS, Ga. (AP) — A homeless man broke into a funeral home and had sex with a woman's body, police said Friday.

Domonique Smith, 26, was arrested Feb. 9 when he was found with a bike stolen from the Hill Watson Peoples Funeral Service, and further investigation revealed that a body there had been disturbed during the burglary, police said.

"The results of our investigation and the forensic examination gave us probable cause to believe that this individual had indeed sexually assaulted a dead body," said Columbus Police Maj. Gil Slouchick.

Capt. Gordon Griswould told the Ledger-Enquirer of Columbus that Smith was found in a vacant home with other stolen property, including TVs and guns.

Smith pleaded guilty to burglary, entering an unoccupied dwelling, possession of a firearm by a convicted felon and theft by receiving stolen property, according to the newspaper. He is currently in jail.

It's unclear if Smith has an attorney. He is expected to appear in court on the necrophilia charge Monday.

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