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I have mentioned this before...

When Mrs. VA was an ER nurse, the "Most Embarrassed Girl on Earth, 2001" was brought in.

She was 15 and had managed to jam her fist up her vagina and couldn't get it out.

The only condition under which she'd go to the hospital was that she be wheeled in with a sheet over her, so there wasn't *any* chance that anyone but her parents would ever know. Well, and the hospital staff.

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My wife is retired RN and saw everything up those orifices. Even a light bulb. People are crazy, just stick to Penises.

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Look up

deadspin what did we get stuck up our rectums this year

An annual list of medical follies - people with various things stuck in their orifices. Starting at the ears and moving south....

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"... a rabbit locked onto his member."

Aahhh...Misty watercolor memories...

BT

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"Don’t put ground up wasp nest in your vagina"

do women really need to be told that?!?!

Philadelphia PA
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Someone is trying to out-crazy Gwyneth Paltrow?

Windermere FL
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If her clam is that tight everyone is going to want to fuck her!!!!!

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This is dedicated to VA. The article is too long to post so here's a few clips

"Don’t put ground up wasp nest in your vagina"

"Sometimes to distract myself from the hot mess in the White House I Google unusual vaginal therapies and today’s BINGO comes from that gynecological gem that is Etsy, purveyor of not only vaginal herb balls but also of balls of wasp detritus and bark meant for the vagina"

"Here’s a pro-tip, if something burns when you apply it to the vagina it is generally bad for the vagina."

"So don’t put dried up wasp’s nest in your vagina. I feel pretty confident in offering that up as medical advice and for goodness sake don’t tell Paltrow. She let bees sting her face so she might be all over vaginal vespatherapy."

drjengunter.wordpress. com/2017/05/16/dont-put-ground-up-wasp-nest-in-your-vagina/

~rabbit~

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Real swingers don't care about the mollusk's hair, or if the mollusk is actually interested in sex, they showed up, then they get to be fucked by any crab that comes along.

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Or do real swingers prefer their mollusks with hair....

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