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WTF: randomly messaged by an unknown SM yesterday.

Said he works for a tool company and <wait for it>..... OFFERED TREY A DRILL in exchange for LETTING HIM FUCK ME.

Totally serious. (& if one of you Asshats asks what kind of drill I will hunt you down & personally shove your head up said ass)

It's like "How many shekels for the girl? I throw in goat."

Annie

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Lightbulb: because she was underage. Got it.

How 'bout them Yankees?

BT

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I don't get it...

Tramp

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Because it's about abuse?...or because it just seems like it could be about abuse?

BT

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While waiting for a Dr to see her, Mrs VA asked her if her fist was clenched. It was.

Relax your hand... come on... out it came.

She wanted the hell out of there asap but the Dr and her parents insisted she be checked out for tears etc since she had spent a good hour trying to get her (clenched) fist out herself before finally calling her mother for help. Mrs VA said she looked like she'd been crying for days.

Windermere FL
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Or proper fisting technique...

Little Egg Harbor NJ
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And small hands...?

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Just another reason why proper lubrication is so important.

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I have mentioned this before...

When Mrs. VA was an ER nurse, the "Most Embarrassed Girl on Earth, 2001" was brought in.

She was 15 and had managed to jam her fist up her vagina and couldn't get it out.

The only condition under which she'd go to the hospital was that she be wheeled in with a sheet over her, so there wasn't *any* chance that anyone but her parents would ever know. Well, and the hospital staff.

Windermere FL
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My wife is retired RN and saw everything up those orifices. Even a light bulb. People are crazy, just stick to Penises.

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