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I didn't notice. That pic's been on our profile since Jan 2016 and someone noticed it just this week.

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LOL.. great eyes. Honestly I thought it looked perfect. Maybe I'll be buying a Juciero soon... I don't the difference.

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Speaking of fresh fruits and vegetables....

Someone noticed that my cheeseburger head has an anomaly. The cheese is melted onto the TOMATO, not the meat. Why would a tomato be hot enough to melt cheese.

#NuclearTomato

#ThanksMonsanto

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Gwyneth Paltrow tried and enjoyed the results... so there!

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"Fraud is a little much"

No it's not! It IS fraud. The website says that they are sending you packs of fruit and vegetables. The packs themselves say they are "fresh produce for juicing". They aren't "produce", and the machine doesn't juice them.

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"Oh the juice packs can only be sold to people who own the machine."

OH!...nevermind

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Fraud is a little much but I believe the machine is worthless to most. BUT if people like the packets they will buy more. Keurig costs more for most but people still buy the coffee machine... Keurig lost out by not selling the coffee.

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The machine is a fraud. They aren't sending packs of fresh vegetables, they are sending packs of juice.

Look it up on youtube. The "squeezing" is about as much effort as squeezing ketchup or salad dressing out of a squeeze bottle. A woman could actually empty the bag into a cup faster than the machine.

Oh the juice packs can only be sold to people who own the machine.

Pomegranate - $8 for 3 oz. Totally fucking serious.

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it's good for them. Now people can try the juice without having to buy the expensive machine. It's the reoccurring revenue of juice packets that will make them the money. There will still be those too lazy to squeeze by hand and buy the machine :-)

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So if you've never heard of "Juicero", go onto youtube and watch their 2 minute commercial. They almost make paying $400 for a machine that no-mess makes you fresh squeezed juice from $7 packets that your machine orders for you look sensible.

Ok - watched it? Welcome back. That commercial was actually amusing and compelling, right? Well.... one year and $120 million in capital later...

Some investors were surprised to discover a much cheaper alternative: You can squeeze the Juicero bags with your bare hands. Two backers said the final device was bulkier than what was originally pitched and that they were puzzled to find that customers could achieve similar results without it. Bloomberg performed its own press test, pitting a Juicero machine against a reporter’s grip. The experiment found that squeezing the bag yields nearly the same amount of juice just as quickly—and in some cases, faster—than using the device.

Juicero declined to comment. A person close to the company said Juicero is aware the packs can be squeezed by hand but that most people would prefer to use the machine because the process is more consistent and less messy. The device also reads a QR code printed on the back of each produce pack and checks the source against an online database to ensure the contents haven’t expired or been recalled, the person said. The expiration date is also printed on the pack.

Soooo... basically you're paying $400 for a machine that tells you your vegetables aren't expired and pushes juice out of the tube?

Totally awesome.

It's not even crushing the fucking vegetables. They are already juiced! The Juicero is doing nothing more than dispensing it!

LOL!!!!

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