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I'd rub her Boston butt.

BT

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Hey will she be pulling my pork?

Little Egg Harbor NJ
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"cue the jokes about dry rub..."

And getting my sausage smoked...

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I first read that as he offered to drill Trey if he could fuck you. In the grand scheme of things exchanging power tools for access to your pussy doesnt seem so bad.

As far as dry rubs? I think that's taking things right back to inserting dry wasp nest into one's vagina

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We had an email from a couple and almost all of it was him bragging about - ready for it - his special "dry rub" and how good his BBQ is.

Seriously? Are you trying to open a restaurant or get laid?

cue the jokes about dry rub...

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Trey should hold out for a bag of magic beans.

BT

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Who'll polish the hitch?

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Is a trailer included?

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Or a deer stand

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"OFFERED TREY A DRILL"...That is too funny!!

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