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Thank you.

I personally think my other "VA-Onion" news stories were better, such as the police chase involving a runaway elliptical machine (which a few people actually fell for and took seriously) or the historical rendition of how PP came to be out of a pile of discarded foreskins.

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VA, your post doesn't just belong in the post of the day award--it should be in the hall of fame.

awesomely creative stuff, dood.

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Va, after he posted, I did a quick check to see if either company's stock was still traded. Both were. So, both still alive. A 97's still a pretty strong A on the BS charts.

I now understand why many block the fisher king.

BT

Look! The Met a Life blimp...pimp!

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He's a pimp and the hooking is getting harder..and the yen is not doing so well against the US dollar. Thank goodness he eats carp.

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Like many of ncal's rantings, there is a grain of truth, in that heap of bullshit.

Genworth suspended sales of new life insurance policies last year and has been acquired by a larger Chinese holding company. Genworth is still in business, of course, and doing just fine it seems, but their legal organization has changed and they are, for now, poised to plan to exit life insurance.

MetLife announced last year they would spin off many of their products, including life insurance, as a new company.

So on the BullShit-O-Meter this ranks about a 97. Not 100% bullshit, but close.

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"my god Met Life just closed their doors. Genworth a few months ago..dead and gone.. And you dont have a clue about what you are talking about..."

That last post was a doozie! Bravo, NCAL!

Both Met Life and Genworth are STILL in business. So, as is the norm, it's you who does not have a clue.

There has to be a med issue here. How else can you explain the constant Joe Isuzu-like storytelling?

BT

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That is some powerful kool-aid nutcal is drinking.

~S~

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"the house that i am renting"

If Ncal's wife would only turn one more trick per week they might be able to buy instead of rent. Tell that girl to get cracking.

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Careful with that policy. The life insurance companies are in such trouble that they are not going to take blood or get your medical records. Instead if you die within the first two years they are going to deny the policy payout claiming that you lied on the application. This is how they are staying alive, but so many have died because of Obama, my god Met Life just closed their doors. Genworth a few months ago..dead and gone..

And you dont have a clue about what you are talking about with the crash. The reason why the Wall street firms where going bankrupt is because they where holding billions of dollars in worthless mortgaged backed securities that all of a sudden no one wanted to buy. The worlds pension funds had been looted and nothing was left.

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Va's post has just given me a much needed smile and laugh that was much appreciated given the day I have been having.

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