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"and my last year at age 48"

"Him: Straight ,43"

Keep track of your age, dude...

;-)

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"she commented about how naughty the presumably vanilla folks thought they were being at a fun but fairly tame burlesque show"

I remember a girl at work hearing "I kissed a girl" by Katy Perry and thinking it was the most shocking and scandalous thing in the world.

Also, when in Virginia I played in a Sunday baseball league. It was 18 and over, and my last year at age 48, I was definitely the oldest guy on the team. Most were 19-28. Typical Sunday conversation was bragging like "dude I kissed two girls last night!"

I so badly wanted to say "I fucked four women at the same time last night. Top that, chump." just to see the looks on their faces.

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"she commented about how naughty the presumably vanilla folks thought they were being at a fun but fairly tame burlesque show"

I remember a girl at work hearing "I kissed a girl" by Katy Perry and thinking it was the most shocking and scandalous thing in the world.

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"Dead unfortunately".

Yes very sadly so. The container ship apparently rammed a berthing area.Terrible reporting on this story. There is some mention that the cargo ship did a 180 degree turn and is being investigated for negligence. Still, the presumption would be that a ship in a crossing situation has to give way to another ship to starboard. We'll see what the inquiry says.

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"I sometimes use the word "muggles" to describe vanilla people."

Funny you should mention that. I just said that to my GF when she commented about how naughty the presumably vanilla folks thought they were being at a fun but fairly tame burlesque show we went to last night. The emcee got a laugh when he found out it was her birthday and teased her about being on a date with me and the guy to her left. That guy was the husband of one of two lifestyle couples we were out with and was BTW spending the night in our hotel room. He and I just looked at each other and rolled our eyes.

Do we really want to wake up the muggles?

Wenatchee WA
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FUCK!!!!!!

I just replaced the nonfunctioning flower bed with black plastic covered in WHITE ROCKS and then put container herbs randomly on the new rockbed.....Now everyone will know....

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Isn't that what tramp stamps are for?

Windermere FL
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As to anklets......I suspect that this trope goes back at least as far as Barbara Stanwyck in Double Indemnity, where it's used to imply that she's a "loose" woman.

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...and.. garden gnomes?

Seriously we don't have ANY of this shit going on and I don't think we know anyone who does. Where do they get this crap from? This must be what Dumbledore feels like if he reads a muggle newspaper article about ghosts and magic.

One thing I sometimes enjoy about the lifestyle is this sort of "double life" we lead. Like we all have this dirty secret that the public is largely oblivious (or at least hugely misinformed) of.

I sometimes use the word "muggles" to describe vanilla people. They've heard of us, vary in degree with respect to their degree of belief about our existence, and are for the most part hilariously ignorant of us. I like it.

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I've always understood that a woman who switches her wedding ring to her right hand was a widow?

WAY to be disrespectful tabloid rag.

I wonder if all the years I wore anklets I was somehow subliminally Influencing myself? Sneaky!

Annie

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