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Back in 1931, Dr. Mandel Sherman, director of the Child Research Centre, wanted to find out the exact number of ways in which children annoy their parents. He came up with the oddly specific number of 2,124 different ways.

He arrived at this number by having a group of parents carry notebooks around with them for a week and record each time their child annoyed them.

In 1936 Dr. Sherman advocated that instead of teaching kids to be successful we should train them to accept failure, therefore they will be better adjusted when they turn out to be mediocre nincompoops.

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ha ha

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Although a time or two I have looked over and said this isn't my house and this isn't my wife...

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It's a Wild Wild Life.

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"From what language? Sheep?"

...he must be Speaking In Tongues

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psycho killer q'uest-ce que c'est.....

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Same as it ever was...

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*snort*

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Better be careful he doesn't burn down your house.

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A friend of mine posts on facebook:

"Can I claim my CPP [somewhat analogous to social security retirement] early if I prove I've bought a Talking Heads album on purpose?"

And I wrote:

"Only if you're not a psycho killer. Ba ba BAH ba ba ba ba BAH BAH."

He showed me a screen shot. His facebook autotranslated "Ba ba BAH ba ba ba ba BAH BAH" to "Why is it is handsome? Is it, right?"

????

From what language? Sheep?

Did Yoda and Gollum have a love child?

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