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Someone is trying to out-crazy Gwyneth Paltrow?

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If her clam is that tight everyone is going to want to fuck her!!!!!

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This is dedicated to VA. The article is too long to post so here's a few clips

"Don’t put ground up wasp nest in your vagina"

"Sometimes to distract myself from the hot mess in the White House I Google unusual vaginal therapies and today’s BINGO comes from that gynecological gem that is Etsy, purveyor of not only vaginal herb balls but also of balls of wasp detritus and bark meant for the vagina"

"Here’s a pro-tip, if something burns when you apply it to the vagina it is generally bad for the vagina."

"So don’t put dried up wasp’s nest in your vagina. I feel pretty confident in offering that up as medical advice and for goodness sake don’t tell Paltrow. She let bees sting her face so she might be all over vaginal vespatherapy."

drjengunter.wordpress. com/2017/05/16/dont-put-ground-up-wasp-nest-in-your-vagina/

~rabbit~

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Real swingers don't care about the mollusk's hair, or if the mollusk is actually interested in sex, they showed up, then they get to be fucked by any crab that comes along.

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Or do real swingers prefer their mollusks with hair....

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Is that a swinger thing that their mollusks be shaved as well?

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Google "Debearding Mussels" . You'll never look at your bivalves the same after watching the tutorial.

Bon Appetit!

BT

Dems some good eats!

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"Or a bearded clam." Hard to unsee that one.

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"After the crash he probably suffered from reptile dysfunction"

Better played...and so far my favorite post of the day!

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Points for creativity.

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