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... Like two Great Danes..don't laugh..it could happen.

Rutherford NJ
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Now see, my personality would require that I take Mr. Biggles and at least 2 subjects for him to rule over.

Augusta GA
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Looking for a rescued cat to take home? There's "Sunny Puss, friendly ginger cat." "Tom Tom, loving tuxedo kitten."

Then there's "Mr. Biggles, utter bastard of a cat."

The Cat People of Melbourne [Australia] wrote an adoption listing for Mr. Biggles (aka Lord Bigglesworth) that reads less like an ad and more like a cautionary tale.

Mr. Biggles "is an utter utter bastard," Gina Brett wrote in the listing, which went viral. He is "a despot and a dictator." And he's healthy. "Stupidly healthy," the listing says.

"Mr Biggles is not a cat for the inexperienced or faint hearted. He is a full blooded tomcat with very firm boundaries," the listing concludes. "Are you that one special person for Mr Biggles?"

Windermere FL
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Aww Current- I'd give at least a nice Stanley plane for you any day! :)

Annie

Lafayette TN
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Annie,

I was thinking more along the lines of a power nailer, or maybe a nice big caulk gun. If it were me I would probably be offered a coarse bastard file.

Wenatchee WA
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<3 Annie, just don't walk into the table saw.

Little Egg Harbor NJ
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@Fokkers:::: I walked Right into that one!

Well played my friend! Well played indeed indeed! :-)

Annie

Lafayette TN
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"...high end compressor...' I guess trading something that blows for another thing that blows is a good trade.

< rolling eyes >

Little Egg Harbor NJ
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@BT: holy snit: It is a Milwaukee drill!!!!

@Current: THANK YOU! I'm worth at least a table saw or high end compressor.

Annie

Lafayette TN
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If you let me open her "account", I'll give you a toaster...

Silly me. I've been bringing wine all these years.

BT

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