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oh..and after I realized I couldn't clean that shit storm I was out of there in five minutes

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I'm not his lawyer but after my experience..Yes. I was presentable after, barely any made it into the toilet, a lot was on the floors and walls in the stall. He was leaking all the way so I see how it was all over the floor.

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All over 75% of the floor? Two feet up the walls?

And after a shit storm like that, you could make yourself presentable - with no other clothes to fall back on - in just 5-10 minutes?

And NONE of it landed in the toilet??

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I believe the defendant. I had a similar experience where I had to pull into the nearest place which happened to be a Burger King. I walked stiff legged and made all the way in the stall. Reached for my belt buckle and all hell broke loose. I did my best but shorts were toast and shit shot all over the walls just like he described. Tried to clean at first but it just hopeless. Tossed the shorts cleaned myself as good as I could..but it wasn't pretty.

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I found his written appeal to the SCOTUS online, but I can't find any evidence that he actually filed it.

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If the shit didn't stick, you must acquit.

(edited due to damn autocorrect)

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Hmmm..time to bring in Henry Lee's poop spatter expert.. Yu Stin Ki Pu

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It's actually even better if you read the opinion. media.ca1.uscourts.g ov/pdf.opinions/12-1842P-01A.pdf. It states that he was only in the bathroom for "5 or 10 minutes". How this could possibly have happened by accident in 5-10 minutes - and he cleaned up from it - is beyond me.

"Strong has admitted, as he must, that he knew that it would be wrong to spread feces around a bathroom, especially a public bathroom. He did not need notice posted on a wall to tell him that."

There was also urine in the toilet, which had not been flushed; no feces were inside the liquid in the bowl. [Cleaning staff] testified that the feces were not only all over the bathroom but were "smear[ed] in spots," and not splattered."

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Lots of it....

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Oh shit.

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