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I just installed FRS - farcical recognition software on my PC.

An alarm sounds every time NCAL posts.

On a more important note... Kibbs, I'd pour you a reconditioned martini in a heartbeat. Maybe we should schedule an upgrade visit; you bring the software and I'll bring the... oh, what? too predictable??...Sorry.

I guess I could practice logging in while you log on ;-)

BT

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Off site back up has to be one of the hardest things to sell. Everyone thinks they can skimp on it. I use the analogy of car insurance. No one likes to pay for it, but you are thankful when you finally have to use it.

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The last community clinic I worked at had homegrown EMR software. I was pretty slick, except they didn't have an offsite backup and lost some data one time.

Unfortunately, the project I worked on reported to the state, that decided to use their own software. So double data entry for me, too.

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Unfortunately with EMR none of the manufacturers will not use anything standard to avoid practices/centers moving away from them. It takes away from the high cost annual licensing fees they charge. Unfortunately it created more work on the back end for the end users and it makes it truly hard for patients to be portable with their information the way HIPAA ha intended.

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@Kibbles I think we could all use a reconditioned martini. Like you I attribute increase in paperwork to a litigious mentality and it's CYA, especially in OB. We use two forms of electronic charting in our department also and I wish they interfaced with eah other, it would cutback on having to chart certain things twice in two separate systems and m make things a whole lot easier.

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BT: got another one of them unreconditioned martinis?

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WTF: i just got informed that I now do my job in a "care home" and not the hospital I've worked at for well over a dozen years.

Oh, well {shrug} at your cervix....

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LOL! " He acknowledged that but said that we weren't on that line now, so he couldn't assist. WTTF!"

That's too funny! I think that genius is working part-time as a marketing specialist for a NY/NJ pest control company. "Where are all the leads man?!?!"

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Tramp was it a hole on the radiator hose?

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An awesome WTTF (what the tramp fuck) moment yesterday evening. Lol

I call this a WTTF simply because it was a WTF which also involved Tramp’s Law. This is similar to Murphy’s Law but with the added dimension of inclusion of something very stupit.

The situation:

Lady and Tramp were on their merry way home after an awesome outing with a few fellow forumers (forumer you've met thread). Lady noticed a suspicious noise and moments later we were on the side of the interstate with a busted radiator hose.

Long story short, after calling 10 or more towing companies (to no avail), Tramp said “fuck it” and called the county emergency services to have a wrecker dispatched.

The WTTF:

The county answered, learned of our need, and transferred us to their contracted towing service directly. The man answered the phone but directed us to call back on their regular business number, stating that they needed to keep the police line open. We complied.

Now, the same man answered but told me that he could only send a wrecker out on the request of the police on the police line. I reminded him that I first talked to him on that line as the *police* had forwarded me to him on their *police* line. He acknowledged that but said that we weren't on that line now, so he couldn't assist. WTTF!

Tramp

(Lady later found a wrecker via traditional means and wr got home. Lol)

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