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"**it Happens - July 2015"

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(April 25, 2015) — Entries are piling up for a slogan contest being held this year by the North American Manure Expo.

The trade show, now in its 13th year, showcases the latest technology in manure handling, treatment and application. It’s being held in July in Chambersburg, Pennsylvania.

An official event slogan has already been settled on: “2015 Manure Expo: Manure than you can Handle!” It will appear on the front of a T-shirt.

But contestants are vying to land a spot on the back of the T-shirt, which event organizers say will display 10 of the “crappiest” also-rans. Writers of the 10 alternate slogans get a free T-shirt.

Many entries, predictably, contain a vulgar substitute for “manure.”

Here are 10 entries from the approximately 200 that were submitted:

—Manure Expo, where nobody stands behind their product.

—You provide the creek. We provide the paddle.

—Keep your friends close, and your manure further.

—The future of what’s left behind!

—We do doo. Do you?

—Manure Happens (to be Nutritious!)

—Been there, Spread that … @ the North American Manure Expo

—Proud survivor of North American Manure Expo … It got deep.

—Heaping piles of fun!

—North American crap shoot.

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Not sure. I was thinking they may have different ones assigned to different parts of the US. This one is down near Miami. But trust, she and i have rearranged the furniture more than once. I know it can't be an easy job, but the frustration here is a two way street and I think they realize that.

Orlando FL
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maybe its the not-bi girl in me but I found her sort of rude...if she was who emailed me.

Louisville KY
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yeah nic, there's no "access suspended" any more. but everything else looks exactly the same as if you actually still have posting privileges. you also now actually get a courtesy letter from that ridiculously hot customer service chic letting you know you're fucked. I think they should start sending her out to personally discipline those who have been naughty. I have a very hard time being submissive, but I'd damn sure let her spank my ass.

Orlando FL
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I've never been suspended, but when I was having issues before my surgery where some of the powers that be decided because we were on break our account should be deactivated (thank you Wayne for fixing that for me) I could read, but not post. AND I couldn't email anyone via the site.

Louisville KY
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When on vaca previously I could always read the forums and see what was posted but the "Post Reply" button was replaced with "Access Suspended" in red.

~scamp/nic

New Orleans LA
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Well, I don't have a post reply on the sports thread.

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Just because I don't where the hell else to post this. I've been to the other side and lived to tell the tale. Here's the deal, for whom it may concern. In days of yore, pre-upgrade, when you got put in time out, you could go to the forums, but you would not know who was posting what. Geniuses that we are, we figured out how to log out and sneek a peek. Now that we have entered into the age of modern pervert enlightenment, things look different.

So now, if you're on vaca, you can open the forums and everything looks perfectly normal except for the fact that the little "post reply" icon is missing. Don't ask how I know. You wouldn't believe me if I told you. :/

Orlando FL
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Just like sometimes humans get sick for a few days and then get better, so do other animals. Usually nothing to worry about.

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