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The newt of Newt was protected from the airbags by the airbags.

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Lucky the airbag didn't turn the poor thing into lizard jerky.

Wenatchee WA
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Newts and their newts...

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That poor lizard is lucky to be alive.

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A Newton [Massachusetts] woman is facing several charges after authorities say she drove drunk and crashed Monday afternoon all while having a bearded dragon lizard stuffed in her bra.

Officers responded around 1:30 p.m. and found a vehicle that had crashed into a tree on a front lawn. Authorities say the crash flattened all four of the car’s tires, set off the air bags and knocked off both bumpers.

Amy Rebello-McCarthy, 39, was slurring her words, laughing and drooling when officers found her leaning up against the wrecked Mercedes C280, according to authorities.

Authorities say a passenger in the car, 22-year-old Marvin Kyewalyanga, of Waltham, was under the influence of liquor and found with an Airsoft replica handgun tucked in his waistband.

Prior to taking the two individuals in for booking, authorities say McCarthy told officers that she had a lizard stuffed in her bra. The reptile was turned over to animal control officers.

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Oy ve!

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"I see racist people....They're everywhere! And they don't even know they're racist!"

Apologies to Haley Joel Osment

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"Let my fora go!"

- Noah Feinberg, Wise man- swinger (No one dared call him a Lifestyler, because he fucked. Yes. He. Did. ...indiscriminately

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Noe think about it, if everyone in the world is trying to exterminate a group of people over time, the survivors have to be the ones that are smart enough to stay alive.

Their kids are going to inherent those brains and hence you have the Jewish people who are the superior race just because of surviving 500 years of intense extermination.

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I am hoping he gets lost in the Vegas desert and wanders around aimlessly for 40 years searching for his fabled Swinger homeland.

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