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What - you don't like dogs with frickin laser beams on their heads?

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Oh. I forgot what today was.

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At a previous job the director issued a notice that we would be beginning a "glassware inventory" to document the location of all lab glassware in the company. He called a meeting of the managers - that day - (some of whom had to drive across town to attend) and once he had them all in the room busted out laughing and then delivered catered lunch and had an informal department meeting.

Pretty funny, actually. Those were the days...

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I posted it on Facebook and I've already got comments about elitism etc.

The Swiss Spaghetti Harvest might be the best one ever.

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There is one on huffpost right now about the heterosexual agenda.

Funny to read the comments of people who didn't read the whole story...

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I actually fell for it until they got to the secret handshake part. Most communities are gated here, so it really didn't seem that outrageous.

There was also an article on the front page that Kanye West was moving here and a change. org petition to stop him had begun.

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Sounds like a today story...

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Gates + dogs + lasers (or tazers) = massive lawsuits. Mark my words.

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This article appeared in today's local paper....BT this made me think of you since you'd had some comments about Windermere a while back....

Following failed discussions with Orange County transportation officials and county commissioners, Windermere leaders have decided to take matters into their own hands.

This summer, the entire town will become one gated community.

Frustrated with the onslaught of traffic that uses Windermere as a cut-through, the town will install guard gates at all four of its main entrances: (details meaningless to those who don't live here). Leaders said those locations will effectively eliminate unwanted traffic and, most importantly, keep out those who think they are Windermere residents but actually are not.

All town residents will receive special clickers to pass through. They also will be taught a special Windermere handshake and a code word in case they lose their clicker. Each gate will be staffed with Taser-armed guards and trained dogs equipped with military-grade lasers.

Although he technically isn’t a town of Windermere resident, Shaq will be allowed in.

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The name is awesome. Only the bureau of Smokes Booze and Guns would be even more awesome.

The ill-fated Bureau of Pussy, Fornication and Buttsex was dismantled in 1971 I believe.

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