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I can't help it. It those "Dangerous Curves". Makes her all "Slippery When Wet"

Wenatchee WA
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Well now....

Sioux Falls police arrested 60-year old Verle Peter Dills on Tuesday after he was caught performing an unnamed sex act in another resident's yard. The Argus Leader reports that while searching his home, police uncovered a "large amount" of video showing Dills masturbating to and having sex with various traffic signs. Dills is charged with burglary, unlawful occupancy and six separate acts of public indecency.

How exactly does one "have sex with" a street sign? Whap it against it?

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The standard, IIRC, is that the behavior affects your life in one or more areas.

I would guess the F-16 lady probably qualifies...

Fullerton CA
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" I don't know if it's mental illness or just waaaaaaay off the beaten path"

I think it's right next to the bed in the top drawer of everyone's night stand.

Rutherford NJ
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This whole "paraphilia" business where people have relationships with inanimate objects is curious. I don't know if it's mental illness or just waaaaaaay off the beaten path.

There was a woman who was discharged from the Air Force because of her persistent sexual relationship with an F-16. When it was assigned to another base she went awol to pursue it, breaking into hangers, etc.

Windermere FL
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I wonder if the car got an wreckshun........... After all, it was probably a male bi-standard.

~Allen

Charles Town WV
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Puts new meaning on "don't blow your horn"

Rutherford NJ
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There was a segment on a show about people with weird 'likes' and there was this dude who liked to fuck his car. He would even get jealous when other people would touch it. It was just bizzare. I did read a story in a paper how some dude in England got a ticket because he was caught fucking his neighbor's car. I would have loved to even in court for that one.

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..and leaves are shaking

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I guess if the tree starts leaking sap, it's cumming?

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