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bt as long as you have treats he will love you ha ha

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Nic,

I'll try to do better.

Thankfully, my dog still likes me.

BT

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You got the old N&B (Nastygram and Block)?

And rightfully so! Don't you know that as a member of the great unwashed you are supposed to be so desperate for attention that you wait by your computer just waiting for someone, ANYONE to contact you? And you don't reply within seconds to every correspondence? Damn dude, you are one arrogant SOB! Please tell me that when you are deemed worthy to meet, you drop everything (work and family be damned!) and run right out day or night to be the human dildo/stunt cock that the inviting lady or couple expect you to be? NO? I am ashamed of you!

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It's hard not to respond with a, Thanks for proving us right, I'll bet.

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I remember when a couple wrote to us and we gave the "No thanks" email. The reply was so vicious and insulting I just breathed a sigh of relief and said "Wow... glad we didn't get mixed up with those psychos...."

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True.

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LOL you don't jump and reply to an email within a couple of hours so she flips out?

Look on the bright side - you won't be sticking your dick in crazy. At least, not this specific crazy. Who knows - if you banged her and didn't text her back by 6 am the next morning she might boil your dog, Fatal Attraction-style.

Bullet: Dodged.

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Thankfully, the humans in the house were fine. The pets, not so much. I'll never understand man's inhumanity to man.

On a lesser WTF note, I awoke this am to a nice email from a SF I've never met. It contained a complimentary joke about my dog, related to my profile tag line.

So, I responded, commenting that he's better than most humans, but he doesn't care, because he's a dog. I then stepped out to take my daughter to her last baseball game. Since I brought my IPad with me, I later popped on and read another email from her, but since I was indisposed, I didn't respond.

A few hours later, I received the following note from her:

"Apparently you arent the man your dog thinks you are. I am by no means Angelina Jolie but your playmates arent top of the line either! So think about that when a non perfect woman reaches out to be friendly."

I still can't quite understand how nothing more than a time lapse and silence could cause someone to both judge me, and take a pot shot at my friends?

So, in true BT fashion, I drafted a pleasant response, but unfortunately, I can't find her SLS handle when I search, nor can I find any evidence of her last two emails in my New/Opened/or Replied boxes. Other than the notifications with the email content that got bumped to my hotmail account, it's like they don't exist. Strange.

So, my dear, if you happen to be a forum lurker, I'd just like to thank you for again reinforcing my belief that my dog is better than most humans.

BT

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Crap BT, I knew it was a teacher at your kids' school but didn't imagine it would actually be one of their teachers. Harsh stuff for a kid to have to deal with and just as harsh for the parent trying to usher them through such a nasty life lesson. Hope everyone comes out to the other end of this in peace.

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Who knows if it has anything to do with their political positions per se. A lot of these stories end up being perpetrated by someone in their personal life. The anti-immigration Sheriff getting shot in his driveway - I forget where and when - became this big political topic until we eventually found out that it was the dude his wife was banging who did it.

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