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Forty men who put their sperm on ice because cancer or other illnesses threatened to leave them infertile are suing a Chicago hospital after a freezer malfunction robbed many of them of the chance to have biological children, their lawyer said Wednesday. "It's heartbreaking," said Matt Jenkins, the lawyer representing the men, who are identified only as John Doe in the suit filed Tuesday. "These men faced death and pulled through the other side and thought they had a safety net to have children," he said. "To have that taken away and be told that you can't have biological children — it's been devastating to these people."

The plaintiffs had cancer or other conditions that were likely to render them infertile and were advised that they should store as much sperm as possible to be used in the future.

The suit alleges that in April 2012, a cryopreservation tank at Northwestern Memorial Hospital failed and the vials inside were damaged or destroyed. The equipment malfunction happened over a weekend and wasn't discovered until Monday morning because an alarm never went off, according to a statement from the Northwestern Medical Faculty Foundation, which runs the clinic.

Samples from 250 patients were transferred to a working storage unit as soon as the problem came to light, and tests on vials that were scheduled for destruction suggest "that in many cases, samples may still be viable for use in in vitro fertilization," the statement said. Jenkins disputed that. "Those that have attempted to use this sperm, have not had success," he said. The hospital said it plans to file counterclaims against the manufacturers of the components that failed. Jenkins said he hasn't gotten a clear answer on why the equipment broke down but claimed the hospital didn't have a proper monitoring system and should never have put all of one patient's samples into a single tank. "In kindergarten you learn that you don't put all your eggs in one basket," he said.

The suit was filed anonymously because his clients don't want to go public with their medical histories and fertility status, he said. But he said one of the plaintiffs is a 15-year-old boy who underwent radical treatment for cancer after handing over his genetic material for safekeeping. "After all that, the kid is doing well, in remission, and he learned he's likely lost his chance to have a biological family," the attorney said. The men are seeking unspecified damages of more than $50,000 per person, but Jenkins said the losses are, literally, "inconceivable."

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A naked, one-legged Perdido Key man died Monday after trying to break into several houses by throwing bricks and other objects at windows before collapsing, authorities said.

The bizarre incident began about 5 p.m. when neighbors saw Norbert A. Chabannes, 55, crawling across a yard in the 14000 block of Canal Drive, the Escambia County Sheriff's Office said.

Chabannes was naked and cut his arm while attempting to break into the home of his next-door neighbor, Collins Haines. When he was unsuccessful, he crawled across the street to Irma Teal's house where he tried to throw a cinder block through a window.

A deputy arrived to find Chabannes in the yard, delirious and covered in blood and sweat. As the deputy attempted to reason with Chabannes, he collapsed, the Sheriff's Office said.

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"Dear Members,

As a result of emergency maintenance / repair procedures at our datacenter on August 20, intermittent or extended website errors and/or outages may have been experienced by some members yesterday.

The SLS Engineering team along with engineers at our datacenter worked on and restored services as quickly as possible.

In addition to the emergency procedures completed yesterday, our Engineering team is putting in place procedures and infrastructure enhancements designed to reduce or prevent such issues in the future.

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Translation:

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No fucking allowed on or near the electronical thingys in the data center.

All consoles will now have clear plastic covers like they have on the furniture at a cheap Thai whore house.

All cords have been encased in titanium conduit and firmly attached to structural members of the building

Lifetime members will have an extra day added to their membership as compensation for the inconvenience.

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"There was a story some years ago about a guy who had an intact lightbulb lodged up his ass, and doctors were trying to figure out how to get it out without breaking it. He insisted he had no idea how it got there. Uh huh. Sure buddy. "

If a glowing lightbulb over your head is the universal symbol for having a really good idea, then it only makes sense that a lightbulb up your ass would be indicative of an absolutely terrible idea.

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Sed i have first sex with 17. Couple week before18 birthday.. But 17.

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Beezow Doo-doo Zopittybop-bop-bop, 32, has been in jail in Washington County, Iowa, since his July 20 arrest.

His arrest in December 2011 made national news over his unusual name. The name trended on Twitter, Journal Sentinel columnist Jim Stingl wrote about it, and late-night comics had their fun with it, including ABC's Jimmy Kimmel, who aired this montage of news anchors around the country pronouncing the name.

Drugs? Really? With a name like Beezow Doo-doo Zopittybop-bop-bop, I would have never seen that coming.

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"so the eight people that showed up at midnight got to take their tests."

hopefully they passed on the first try...

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Seems Oklahoma's DMV has been having some issues lately..... read this whole sordid thing... seriously!!!!

It is not uncommon to wait for hours at Department of Public Safety locations around the state just to get a driver’s license, but the department’s new system was supposed to help you avoid that wait.

Some Oklahomans are saying that’s not the case. They’re making online appointments and still waiting all day. With this new system you’re basically getting in line online, like making a reservation.

Isabel Archer is ready to get her driver’s license for the first time and her friend Misha Mccollom is her mode of transportation until that happens. They thought this was going to be quick and easy. They used the Department of Public Safety’s new “In Line Online System” to schedule what they thought was a driving test. It turned out that appointment only got you to the counter.

Mccollum says, “When they told us the appointment that you made is just to make another appointment I was like what?”

A test examiner told them their best bet would be to get in line at ***four in the morning***. They did just that this morning and had to line up behind people who had been there since midnight.

Oklahoma Highway Patrol says they are so shorthanded at the Yukon location that they could only complete eight tests today, so the eight people that showed up at midnight got to take their tests.

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I believe this girl was too, Sed. She was, um, 'experimenting' with herself.

When she got stuck and ran out of ideas, she called a friend over to help. When her friend couldn't get it out, she had to go to her parents and explain why she needed to go to the hospital.

Essentially all they needed to do to get her hand out was to get her to relax. They gave her a sedative and it slipped right out.

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". Ladies - when you were, oh, 14 or so - how desperate would you had to have been to tell your parents they need to take you to the hospital because your hand is stuck up "

At 14 I was a virgin.

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