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TMF: bubble bees are really scary.

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Wow. Well I'm pretty sure there have been some bee related accidents. My wife about jumped out of the car (not really) when a bubble bee flew in. Pretty sure we would have wrecked if she had been driving.

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"" style="border: 0px; vertical-align: bottom;">Man drops cigarette, runs over own head

David R.Verdi, KUSA-TV, Denver4:13 p.m. CDT October 26, 2014

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AURORA, Colo. — An unidentified Colorado man suffered life-threatening injuries Sunday morning when he jumped out of his vehicle to avoid being burnt by a lit cigarette he had dropped down the front of his jacket — and was run over by his own car.

The incident occurred on the 15900 block of East Nassau Drive in Aurora at 6:37 a.m. while the man backed his vehicle out of a driveway.

As the driver jumped out after the cigarette fell, his van kept rolling backwards and he was knocked to the ground. The front driver's side tire rolled over his head.

He was transported to a local hospital and is in critical condition, though police say he will likely survive.

A relative was in the front passenger seat during the crash and he was not hurt. Alcohol is not a suspected factor in the crash, and police do not anticipate filing any charges. They remind drivers of the dangers of distractions and encourage them to limit distractions whenever possible.

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Take this one with a big grain of salt... I have been unable to verify any of it....

Seven Die at All-Seniors Orgy

What should have been a good evening for everyone turned tragic Saturday, October 11 in Charleroi, Belgium. José Deflandre was organizing the biggest orgy of seniors in the country, at an undisclosed location in the city. The evening ended badly after five cardiac arrests and 2 pulmonary edemas.

The party, called “50 shades of Karolos” brought together more than 200 senior citizens and thus obtained the title of biggest orgy of the year in Belgium and largest in Europe with seniors. Indeed, access to the evening was reserved only for those over 65. The party was in full swing until begins the “final” of the evening, a gang bang with more than 35 people on Jocelyna. After an hour of abuse on her, two people began almost simultaneously to feel a sharp pain in the chest. The two doctors on site were overwhelmed when another participant turned to them, having difficulty breathing. They then called several ambulances. The evening passing 4th floor of a building in the center, ambulance failed to take timely first patients in the hospital. In the panic of this drama, eight others have also developed heart problems and they have been taken to the hospital in time. Unfortunately, four of them also died, bringing the total balance of the evening to seven deaths.

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So, if they ask you if you'd like mashed, baked, or fries, definitely ask if they have rice.

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-This could actually be the secret of those incredibly delicious McDonalds fries

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Workers at a Colombia clinic said a woman inserted a potato into her vagina as a means of contraception and the spud grew roots inside of her.

Staff at a medical clinic in the town of Honda said a 22-year-old woman came in this week complaining of severe pain in her lower abdomen and attending nurse Carolina Rojas said she was shocked to discover roots coming out of the woman's vagina. "My mom told me that if I didn't want to get pregnant, I should put a potato up there, and I believed her." the patient was quoted as saying.

Rojas said the potato had been inside the woman for about two weeks and was growing roots inside her.

The nurse said doctors were able to remove the spud without surgery and they do not expect the woman to experience any long-term effects from the experience.

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Can you somehow get it to self ignite when the package is placed at the door?

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In the past, if you wanted to send someone a package full of a pile of feces, you had to collect the feces yourself, put them in a box, and take it to the post office. But now the internet can take care of all that messy work for you. The website shitexpress.co m offers "a simple way to send a shit in a box around the world." Right now, it looks like you can only send horse manure. But options will surely expand as the service becomes more popular.

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he lost his job over it from severe emotional stress? sounds like he has more problems than just pink panties

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So what's the problem with pink panties maybe he would like baby blue ones better

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