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User Details are only visible to members.	GREAT! So there's plenty of fabric to work with for alterations/reimagining! THANKS!
Mcallen TX			Username hidden (5556 post)

User Details are only visible to members.	Sweetie, you could fit 3 of you in her dress. T
Danville PA			Username hidden (1814 post)

User Details are only visible to members.	Can I get her number in case her dress doesn't fit Cliff?
Mcallen TX			Username hidden (5556 post)

User Details are only visible to members.	I'm in the waiting room @ the Dr's office and some lady sits next to me, pulls out her phone, dials a # and puts it on speaker so that everyone else hears the ringing. Automated answer picks up and it's the electric company. She hangs up and says "That's not my voicemail." Then she furiously starts tapping her phone until she gets her voicemail. Still on speaker, mind you. She has 4 messages. Sparring the boring details, I'll tell you this: She's behind on her car payment. A lot. Her daughter sounds like a whiney funhole. Her glasses are ready to be picked up. Some dude named Cliff saw her ad on Craigslist and is interested in buying the wedding dress she's selling. T
Danville PA			Username hidden (1814 post)

User Details are only visible to members.	WTF... On this hot day I give everything for cold beer and juice pussy....
Newport News VA			Username hidden (848 post)

User Details are only visible to members.	Back home, there was this fella living by hisself out in the woods. He never got no pussy, so he had a habit of fuckin a log with a knothole in the side. Some of us went together and rented a hoer (that's how we talk down here) for the boy, and dragged him into town and made him take a shower, give him some clean clothes. Took him to the girl and rang the bell. She brings him in and asks what he wants, and he says, Wut you got? She peels and lays on the bed and shows him her stuff, and he can tell it might be good, so he's all ready to go at it. Then he up and kicks the lady in the ribs, and again on the ass. She jumps up and says, "What the hell you doin?!" He says, "Checkin fer bees."
Flat Rock NC			Username hidden (2790 post)

User Details are only visible to members.	The parents of an 8-year-old British girl want to know why their dead daughter’s organs are missing. "Gurkiren Kaur Loyal was hospitalized with a mild case of dehydration during a family vacation in Punjab, India. She died after a doctor in a local Indian clinic injected her with an unidentified liquid. When her body was returned to England, pathologists in Birmingham said that all of her organs were missing — everything except her eyes. When the family first reached the clinic in Khanna, Punjab, the child was given a drip. Gurkiren was sitting up in her bed, chatting with her family about buying presents for her cousin, when a clinic assistant approached her with a pre-filled syringe. The assistant refused to tell her mother what was in the syringe, even though she asked him several times. "He just knelt over and inserted a syringe into her canula," Amrit told the BBC. Immediately, the color drained from the little girl’s face. "In a split second her neck flicked backwards, her left arm went up, she turned all white and greyish, her eyes blinked twice, her mouth opened, and she was gone.” The family tried to rush the girl to a hospital, but it was too late. “I knew they had killed her on the spot,” Amrit told Birmingham Mail. “I knew my innocent child had been murdered.” The family said that Gurkiren’s medical records were destroyed. They allegedly weren’t asked to pay for the blood tests, the drip or the mysterious injection.
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User Details are only visible to members.	"Right now it feels heavy and unreal."....Uhm, is it just me, or did anyone else have to read that again to realize he was talking about the knowledge of his neighbor dying, and not possible anything else being heavy, etc.....
Mcallen TX			Username hidden (5556 post)

User Details are only visible to members.	Come have sex with me. I float like a butterfly and only stick like a bee if you suck (at it, not figuratively ) LOL Mrs Sav
Weaver AL			Username hidden (4055 post)

User Details are only visible to members.	its a hoax
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