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We saw a profile that looked interesting. They are 35 and 30; their profile states - and I quote:

"Sorry - but no guys over 35. Her preference. NO EXCEPTIONS!!"

That doesn't sound flexible, exactly. Right? OK.

We met them out (incidentally) at an event. Actually Mrs. VA found them and they chatted a bit, and she called me over. They seemed interested. Conversation went like this:

Me: "Oh yeah - I saw your profile when you guys signed up."

Her: "Awww why didn't you write?"

Me: "I'm 41"

Her (looking confused): "So?"

Me: "Well, your profile states pretty clearly that guys over 35 aren't what you'd like to find"

Her: "Oh.. that's just there to keep old people away. It's not written in stone."

Me: "Oh. Well, that's how I read it. No biggie."

(at this point I'm trying to forget about it and move on)

Her: "Well we put that there because we were getting email from old guys. Like, 40 or more"

Me: "I am 40 or more"

Her: "Yeah but you aren't, like, 60"

Me: "I need a drink..."

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A man fired from an Oklahoma food processing plant beheaded a woman with a knife and was attacking another worker when he was shot and wounded by a company official, police said Friday.

Moore Police Sgt. Jeremy Lewis said police are waiting until Alton Nolen, 30, is conscious to arrest him in Thursday's attack and have asked the FBI to help investigate after co-workers at Vaughan Foods in the south Oklahoma City suburb told authorities that he recently started trying to convert several employees to Islam.

Lewis said Nolen then allegedly stabbed Traci Johnson, 43, a number of times before Mark Vaughan, a reserve sheriff's deputy and the company's chief operating officer, shot him.

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don't destroy....i need one...

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*I was cleaning out a closet and found a box of 100W light bulbs. Should I destroy them now or risk that the Feds will raid my house and send me to San Quentin? *

Oh what the heck, with Holder gone, living dangerously is all the rage ;)

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Change out all of your energy efficient bulbs. I'm guessing your energy bill will skyrocket immediately.

Then, grab a bag of Cheetos and a cold six pack, settle into your LaZBoy recliner and wait for the DEA to bust down your door looking for the grow room.

BT

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I was cleaning out a closet and found a box of 100W light bulbs. Should I destroy them now or risk that the Feds will raid my house and send me to San Quentin?

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Yeah it's Friday perhaps my brain is already at tomorrow's party. My dick is still here though.

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(a la simpsons) N'OH!!

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Ya think?

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Some have suggested that this woman is not serious and this is simply an effort for her to bring attention to her poorly received book in an effort to sell more. Makes sense.

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