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I understand Mrs Scandle. I just find (while understanding that someone may have actually been hurt) the idea of a bloodbath at the paws of a squirrel, flying around gnawing at people, to be hysterical to envision.

Like the rabbit from the Holy Grail...

"You TIT! I soiled my armor!"

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Funny! I've seen the movie "Up" a few million times and word "Squirrel" distracts me. :-)

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It's entirely possible to have a profuse bleeder from a small bite or other small opening in the skin. A lot of (especially older) folks have to take blood thinners for various health conditions. My father was one. He couldn't even get his teeth cleaned without going off the blood thinners, and even a minor bump caused huge bruising.

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Ok, a couple of days ago a squirrel somehow got into my garage and pissed all over my weight bench. While I was startled by the furry bugger running around, I nonetheless began laughing thinking of the Christmas Vacation "SQUIRREL!!!!" scene. This goes along with that...

A 911 caller said a squirrel attacked people inside an assisted living center near Orlando, FL.

“We had a squirrel that entered our building, and it’s in our activity room, and it’s jumping on people and biting them and scratching them,” the caller said. “We need help. It’s still in there and people are bleeding.”

In the background of the call, people can be heard frantically yelling, “The squirrel is still in here.”

She told the dispatcher at least three people were bitten.

“We need help for the people,” she said.

She then told the dispatcher an ambulance was needed for at least one of the victims, who she said appeared to be bleeding badly.

Officials have not said the condition of the victims or any other details about the attack.

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I'm going to give this one the benefit of the doubt and assume this is the irrational thinking of people who just lost their son, but perhaps some see it as a broader commentary on where we stand now....I do find it odd that a Pizza Hut employee had a gun at work...

Police say Michael Grace Jr and two other people tried to rob a Pizza Hut in Charlotte, NC. During the incident, an employee fired his own handgun and killed Grace Jr.

His parents acknowledged that their son was breaking the law by robbing the business, and said they definitely don’t condone what he did.

“It was an act of desperation, but I do not believe that Michael would have hurt anyone,” his mother said. But she added “If there was to be a death, it was not the place of the employee at Pizza Hut. That is the place of law enforcement"

Even though their son was in the process of committing a crime, the family thinks his death was undeserved and unjustified.

“Even a criminal has a right to a degree,” said Grace Sr. “I’m not advocating what my son did.”

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"It's not a matter of where you grip it but weight ratios"

..however you could use the Bumble Bee argument of how those little wings could keep that big clumsy thing flying.

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It could grip it by the husk.....

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African!.. and with a line held under the dorsal guiding feathers. Everyone knows that!

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In line or on line?

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"African sparrow or European?"

More importantly, laden or unladen?

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