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I would like to introduce my co, to you my dear friend .I,m (name and phone number) . ALSO I,M LOOKING TO HIRE SEVERAL PEOPLE WITH MY CO,. I WANT TO ASK YOU IF YOU KNOW ANYBODY WOULD LIKE TO TRY A PART TIME MARKETING JOb? CALL ME. (phone number) . My web . (web site address) . no spaces . face book (name) . also i,m looking to hire many people to help me with the co,. so if you like to make extra money . (phone number) . the co, name is (company name). go to you tube and look it up.also we do fix credit for people with bad credit . (phone number and name)

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WTF? Two bizzarro emails in the last day, both from single guys..... here's the first - edited only to remove phone numbers, names, etc.

you are very interesting and incredibly good looking.

I am a media rep. I buy and sell radio stations.

I am looking for a (personal relationship with you).

I hope you are a real women and not a man faking being a women which is so often the case on these sites

So tell me about what you are looking for and not looking for.

Also if you are interesting in talking by email , email me at: (email address) AND OR AT: (another email address)

And please do not email me here at this service. For this service locks me out of the email box a lot. So please only only email me at the above addresses in this email.

And or call me on my florida private cell phone at: (phone number). Leave your name and number if I am busy or asleep.

And or ,,,we can cut to the chase. You can email me days and times and (safe) public locations that we can meet in all of november including weekdays and weekends and holiday days to for all of November and December.And I will email you back immediately to confirm something with you. And since I know what you look like and since you know what I look like from my profile here. Therefore we will be able to find each other easily at the public place in the lobby. I look foward to your response.- (name)

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SAN FRANCISCO (CBS SF) — Two men at a San Francisco biotech startup are on a quest to deliver “personal empowerment” for women in the form of fruity-smelling genitalia.

At a DEMO conference titled “New Tech Solving Big Problems” in San Jose Wednesday, the founders of the biotech startups Cambrian Genomics and Personalized Probiotics outlined how women will be able to change the way their vaginas smell.

Austen Heinz and Gilad Gome said their probiotic supplement called Sweet Peach does more than just prevent yeast infections and other health problems caused by microorganisms.

“The idea is personal empowerment,” Heinz said in his presentation. “All your smells are not human. They’re produced by the creatures that live on you.”

Gome added, “We think it’s a fundamental human right to not only know your code and the code of the things that live on you but also to rewrite that code and personalize it.”

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Too funny!

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There were no urinals in the photos, but I'll admit that my curiosity got the better of me while taking care of business. So, I sneaked a peek. While it WAS red, as I suspected it might be, it was also much less than I expected...Poor bastard. No wonder he's so pissed all the time.

Yes, should NOLA fall into your travel plans, it might be wise to have Mrs. Dances prepared, but not for that.

BT

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Please tell me that you two kept the urinals out of the snapshot!

Ms Dances has been talking very favorably lately about visiting the Big Easy. Do I need to go ahead and prepare her for a photo to pop up of you in a lavatory with a horny guy?

Mr d

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It was quite the bucket list evening last night. Originally, I thought it was simply going to be a M&G with another of the "Legends" of the Fora and while it was that, with many cocktails, laughs, and stories told, there was also a WTF moment when I excused myself to use the restroom.

Here's what happened...

As I walked in and moved towards the urinals, I looked up to see the Devil. Not a euphemism for anything. A 6 foot, painted bright red, Devil, with horns and a pitchfork.

He looked at me with his sinister gaze and I uttered, Oh, Fuck.

His response...I've been waiting for you.

My response...At the urinals in the lobby restroom of the Monteleone? What are the odds?...

His response...Well, I read the Forums.

My response...crap! I really thought you'd be in Georgia, looking for a soul to steal.

Thankfully, that broke the tension.

When I got back to the bar, the ladies didn't believe me. Luckily, it only cost me $5 to get my picture taken with Beelzebub.

BT

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I had a great afternoon yesterday and a wonderful evening. This morning started out great too; went to the gym and began preparing to go to Miami tomorrow. All of a sudden, the computer goes black; won't start, won't shut off...damn...it fucking died. Off I trotted to Best Buy to make an unplanned purchase of a new laptop.....WTF....

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Don't you just hate it when someone decides that they don't like a word or saying and attempt to make it political incorrect. I use what ever I want(within reason) and if they don't like it the hell with them.

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In order to register at UC Davis, students now have to complete an online process where they need to match various politically incorrect terms with explanations as to why it's wrong to use them.

Terms one needs to prove they understand are wrong, with the "correct" answers as to why you must not say them, are:

"I raped that exam!" - This phrase minimizes the act of rape by making it sound like an achievement.

"I'd hit that!" - Expression used to indicate interest in having sex with the subject of the statement. This phrase indicates an inherent connection between sex and a physically violent act.

"Bitch" - Derogatory towards women, even when used towards men. Dehumanizes women (and men), making it easier to commit acts of violence against them.

I'm tired of typing these out. But there is also "Slut" and "Pimp".

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