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Annie your so right ,There was nothing wrong in what he said ,I think it came from his heart .

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I think Steve Martin's tweet was incredibly sweet. He was awed by her.

I'm a pretty hardcore feminist and am so touched when men see the inner light within me. It encompasses beauty but goes infinite beyond it in a deeper meaning.

People really need to pull the sticks outta their asses once in awhile.

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On Tuesday, shortly after Carrie Fisher died, Steve Martin tweeted, “When I was a young man, Carrie Fisher was the most beautiful creature I had ever seen. She turned out to be witty and bright as well.”

This sparked a barrage of anger from all sorts of nooks and crannies. New York Magazine even published an entire post critical of Martin’s tweet, originally headlined “Steve Martin, This Is a Bad Tribute to Carrie Fisher.”

Martin took down the tweet a few hours after posting.

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VA,

Or the poor bugger might have been mentally ill. Reminds me of a time I was cruising down a city street when, right in front of me, a man, naked except for a completely unbuttoned dress shirt went sprinting across the street, balls flapping. In hot pursuit were two cops. What was even better was a lady right behind me on the two lane, one way street laying on her horn because I braked. I looked over at her as she passed me, mouthing furious cuss words at me because I slowed her down for two seconds and, somehow, completely oblivious to the scene that was still unfolding in plain view. The whole episode was so hilarious that I had to pull over for several minutes to laugh hysterically.

There was a police blotter item in the paper the next day. The guy was off his meds.

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Dale Mabry Highway in Tampa was shut down Wednesday morning by what police say was a naked man running in the road and jumping on cars.

Police say they had to subdue the man, who was acting erratically, running around and jumping on cars in the roadway. The incident began at approximately 5:36 a.m. near Dale Mabry and Spruce Street.

FOX 13's Ken Suarez was there Wednesday morning, and reports 10 cruisers on the scene, blood in the street, and a car with bloody hand prints on it.

Steve Hegarty of the Tampa Police Department told FOX 13 that the man had banged his head against the windshield of one car so hard that the glass broke and his head bled.

The unidentified man was transported to the hospital, but died as a result of his injuries.

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Dare I speculate that drugs were a factor?

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The city of Hamilton, Ontario has had a ban on tobogganing (sledding, for those not familiar with the term) since the 1970s. It was punishable by fine of up to $2,000. For the first time in 40 years, four hills will be considered to be authorized for tobogganing, weather permitting.

But - there will be no grabbing a sled and heading down just any old hill. In a report going to general issues committee Wednesday, staff have designated three spots ideal for a tobogganing pilot project. They have made the following points:

- Staff "evaluated these locations based upon whether the city owned the site, the current condition of the hill … determined the fewest barriers currently in place and the number of safety constraints that could be addressed using immediate and temporary measures."

- To keep people from hitting trees or stumps, staff recommend placing hay bales around them.

- Snow fencing will be used to let people know when they are coming close to a ditch or where there might not be enough room for tobogganers to ride their sleds until it stops on its own.

- As well, staff will create a public awareness campaign about how to stay safe when careening down a snow-covered hill.

- Signs should be erected at the approved tobogganing spots "to advise users of the inherent risk involved with tobogganing activities and measures that can be taken to lessen the risk," the staff report said.

- As well, signs will give "hours of operation" for the hills "to discourage activities on the site after dark." [how exactly do you close a hill?]

- City staff will inspect the three approved of hills three times a week – once on a weekday, once on Saturday and once on Sunday – to "remediate manageable dangers" and fix things like the above-mentioned hay bales and snow fencing.

- Getting the three hills ready and inspecting them for approximately 12 weeks of tobogganing fun will cost $12,000 per hill, staff estimated. That's a grand total of $47,200. No new staff will be needed unless more hills are added to the pilot project, the report said. .. If the report is not accepted by council, it will mean tobogganing will still be considered a banned activity.

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The San Diego Chargers are investigating a video of a security guard masturbating on the sidelines at Qualcomm Stadium during Sunday's game against the Oakland Raiders.

A video, first reported by ABC 10 in San Diego, shows an employee from Elite Security who was working at the Chargers game and stationed near the end zone. In the video, the security guard appears to be masturbating while standing along the sideline near a group of cheerleaders and a photographer. The man is wearing a ballcap, red jacket, black pants and standing several feet away from cheerleaders performing on the sideline.

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m gonna' jack it where the sun always shines. (He's gonna jack it)

Been spreading the word and now I need to ease my mind (jackin' it, oh)

Been planting apple seeds, and while the apples grow

I'm gonna go out jackin' it in San Diego.

Jackin' it, jackin' it, jackety-jack

Spankin' it, jackin' it, spankety-smack.

I don't need no shirt no, gonna' take them pants right off. (he's about to jack it)

On such a bright day, who needs underwear or socks? (jack it, jack it, ho!)

Been around god's country, and there's one thing I know,

There's no better place for jackin' it than San Diego!

Jack it, jack it, jackety-jack

Spankin' it, spankin' it, smackety-smack.

Jackin' it, jackin' it, jackety-jack.

Spankin' it, spankin' it, smackety-smack.

JACKING FOR THE LORD!

whistling

Come to San Diego

There's so much to see...

From the sparkling waters of Mission Bay,

to the warm tortillas of Old Town.

And after a day of sightseeing,

why not try spankin' it on one of our city streets?

San Diego, come, take a load off.

Jackin' it, jackin' it, jackety-jack.

Spankin' it, spankin' it, smackety-smack.

A-whackin' it, whackin' it, whackety-whack.

Spankin' it, jerkin' it, smackety-smack.

The cars are passing me by,

they honk and say hello.

(Hey, that guy's jackin' it!)

From his window there's a guy shootin' video.

(video of them jackin' it)

And if the good lord Jesus comes knocking on my do'

Just tell him that I'm jackin' it in San Diego.

Jackin' it, jackin' it, jackety-jack,

Spankin' it, spankin' it, smackety-smack. (He's about to jack it)

Jackin' it Jack, jackin' it Jack

Whack, whackin' it, whackin' it.

Whackey, whackey, spank spank, smackety-smack.

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I had a feeling Current, mums the word.

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Haha.

2005. Still had a phone book.

Actually we had one in our address in Virginia. We had to have a land line because cell service was poor at our house.

It's poor here too. We rely far too much on our phones for work to trust them to shitty cell signals. We still need land lines. And we have TWO (one for each of us).

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What's a phone book?

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