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Perhaps it was a sales pitch for my husband? Aren't they saying that these women had cavernous pussies compared to them, sporters of tight and toned pussies?

Irving TX
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Interesting though that they were snarking about pussy size. Seems like that would be more of a thing for dickish men.

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DD,

I'm sure the Motion Pleasure rating association would rate your pussy PG for Pretty Gorgeous. Why else would you in law drill a hole in the wall?

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What's up with the vagina shaming. For the second consecutive time we've been in the club two different woman have snarked about someone's vagina, specifically the size.

I don't know if the women liked rough sex, had a weak pelvic floor, or an accident in childbirth. It just seems ugly. But then, I'm not going to talk about penis size either. It's just below the belt. (Teehee) it seems to me that these might be sensitive problems that peopke may not be able to do much about.

These are people that I really liked but nope. I don't want my coochie to be rated like the latest movie. I'll pass on you.

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When I was 13, my best friend had a closet in his bedroom that was on the same wall as the down stairs bathroom. He drilled a tiny hole in the wall and it came out on the other side perfectly situated under the sink, completely out of site. I would always spend the night whenever his sister (2 yrs older) was having her friends over for the night.

When you're 13, you can learn a lot of wonderful things about the world through a pin hole under a bathroom sink.

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"No honey for hubby..."

MIL: "Is it just me, or does it seem as though _______ is always pissed when he and DD come over to stay with us?"

FIL: "Uhhh. I haven't really noticed."

Lemont IL
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Holy fuck. Are their last name Bates?

Wenatchee WA
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Ha. I also noticed a hole (really!) mostly obscured by a mirror. I just know to be on my best behavior at my in-laws.

No honey for my hubby while we are there.

Irving TX
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Y'know, DD......that could just be the obvious one that they WANT you to find. Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean that people aren't looking at you. ;)

One of the things that I learned in my long-ago Army days and brought forward into workplace cubicle prank warfare is that you use an obvious booby-trap to lull your opponent into complacency for the really devious one. Then.....BAM! His phone starts spewing Reddi-Whip from the earpiece.

And if any of you reprobates figure out how to get Reddi-Whip to squirt from a telephone, help a guy out.

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I turned it off while we were on the room. I figured that was good enough.

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