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TOPIC: WTF
Created by: vabeachcouple33
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Putting this back where it belongs.

Abrahama Luna, who said he was diagnosed with schizophrenia in 2007, said he doesn't remember much from Monday night or Tuesday morning, but authorities say he went on a tear through a golf course, assaulted employees at a Holiday 7-Eleven, led deputies on a high-speed chase through on-coming traffic lanes on U.S. 19 and sideswiped a patrol cruiser before he was arrested.

The man, who was wearing only construction boots, slipped away.

Then about 4 a.m. Tuesday, a Tarpon Springs officer tried to pull over a white van with a temporary tag that was speeding on U.S. 19, authorities said. The van kept going. Police called off the pursuit when the van entered Pasco County.

A few minutes later, Luna stopped at the 7-Eleven at 1324 U.S. 19, the Pasco County Sheriff's Office said.

He punched one employee in the face and scratched the employee's arms with his fingernails, the report states. The employees chased him out of the store and locked the doors. Luna got in his GMC Savana van and wheeled it toward the doors, stopping 5 feet from the entrance, the report states.

He got out and tried to open one of the employee's cars but couldn't.

Luna drove off with his headlights off, reaching speeds of 80 mph, at times driving into oncoming traffic, authorities said. Deputies began a pursuit and blocked roads. After the van sideswiped a patrol car, deputies stopped the van near U.S. 19 and Moog Road about 4:30 a.m.

Luna, 30, fled from the van, and one of the deputies jolted him with a Taser before he was captured, the Sheriff's Office said. No injuries were reported.

"When two men are going to fight," he said, "the one that's naked usually wins."

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Ron,

Thanks. Didn't know that one.

And 888s suggested addition reminds me of WC Fields suggestion that we lock all the politicians in an arena and gives them socks stuffed with dog sh*t to beat each other with until they tire of it.

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Don't forget to mention the part where a potato or bar of soap goes in the sock being used to teach the lesson.

. Oops.

Charles Town WV
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CT... okay now I am showing my age.. where one has a blanket placed over him and all beat his ass ! See we all learned something today..

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If that's the case I'm not even going to ask what a blanket party is...

Wenatchee WA
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That's a blanket party situation!

Lithia FL
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...and all this time I just thought someone spilled a lemon slurppy. Yuk !

Hanford CA
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*doing something naughty like peeing in the 7-11 when I'm getting a Slurpee*

that's not naughty, that's disgusting!

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I wouldn't expect to step in shit at the Venetian.

Excalibur, maybe. Circus Circus, definitely.

But not the Venetian.

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Peeing in the 7-11 got me to thinking...

Last night, while enjoying a glass of bourbon and the inner city porch lifestyle, my neighbor, one of the second year med students, came home and told me that she had been out and got a call that her dad had fallen down at the Venetian in Vegas and dislocated his knee. Her mom, an MD, popped it back into place. The oddest part? She remarked rather matter of factly, that her dad has slipped in a pile of human feces. I was tempted to ask if it was his own, but bit my tongue.

BT

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Now I'm a live and let live kinda guy, but sometimes...

From a new member profile:

Fantasies and / or real experiences: What I enjoy the most is flashing in public or doing something naughty like peeing in the 7-11 when I'm getting a Slurpee . . . hahaha

Please don't pee in the 7-11...

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