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TOPIC: WTF
Created by: vabeachcouple33
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Putting this back where it belongs.

Abrahama Luna, who said he was diagnosed with schizophrenia in 2007, said he doesn't remember much from Monday night or Tuesday morning, but authorities say he went on a tear through a golf course, assaulted employees at a Holiday 7-Eleven, led deputies on a high-speed chase through on-coming traffic lanes on U.S. 19 and sideswiped a patrol cruiser before he was arrested.

The man, who was wearing only construction boots, slipped away.

Then about 4 a.m. Tuesday, a Tarpon Springs officer tried to pull over a white van with a temporary tag that was speeding on U.S. 19, authorities said. The van kept going. Police called off the pursuit when the van entered Pasco County.

A few minutes later, Luna stopped at the 7-Eleven at 1324 U.S. 19, the Pasco County Sheriff's Office said.

He punched one employee in the face and scratched the employee's arms with his fingernails, the report states. The employees chased him out of the store and locked the doors. Luna got in his GMC Savana van and wheeled it toward the doors, stopping 5 feet from the entrance, the report states.

He got out and tried to open one of the employee's cars but couldn't.

Luna drove off with his headlights off, reaching speeds of 80 mph, at times driving into oncoming traffic, authorities said. Deputies began a pursuit and blocked roads. After the van sideswiped a patrol car, deputies stopped the van near U.S. 19 and Moog Road about 4:30 a.m.

Luna, 30, fled from the van, and one of the deputies jolted him with a Taser before he was captured, the Sheriff's Office said. No injuries were reported.

"When two men are going to fight," he said, "the one that's naked usually wins."

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If fucking's involved, I prefer the Men at Work sign.

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Maybe the "stop ahead" sign confused him...at lease six times.

Crestview FL
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I guess they don't 'yield' to their desires.

Little Egg Harbor NJ
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I think the guy had trouble understanding what the "merge" sign meant.

~rabbit~

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LOL...I'm good for 8 seconds

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And BLM has a point, VA,

I have a few women friends who would argue that not all inanimate objects are created equal and more than one who has a pet name or two for them. Personally I don't mind too much since I have a hard time keeping up with sixty cycles per second over the long term.

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I can't help it. It those "Dangerous Curves". Makes her all "Slippery When Wet"

Wenatchee WA
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"How exactly does one "have sex with" a street sign? Whap it against it?" My guess is the driver got confused when approaching said sign at a high rate of speed and his passenger shouted " That's a fucking stop sign!"

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Well now....

Sioux Falls police arrested 60-year old Verle Peter Dills on Tuesday after he was caught performing an unnamed sex act in another resident's yard. The Argus Leader reports that while searching his home, police uncovered a "large amount" of video showing Dills masturbating to and having sex with various traffic signs. Dills is charged with burglary, unlawful occupancy and six separate acts of public indecency.

How exactly does one "have sex with" a street sign? Whap it against it?

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The standard, IIRC, is that the behavior affects your life in one or more areas.

I would guess the F-16 lady probably qualifies...

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