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"I sometimes use the word "muggles" to describe vanilla people."

Funny you should mention that. I just said that to my GF when she commented about how naughty the presumably vanilla folks thought they were being at a fun but fairly tame burlesque show we went to last night. The emcee got a laugh when he found out it was her birthday and teased her about being on a date with me and the guy to her left. That guy was the husband of one of two lifestyle couples we were out with and was BTW spending the night in our hotel room. He and I just looked at each other and rolled our eyes.

Do we really want to wake up the muggles?

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FUCK!!!!!!

I just replaced the nonfunctioning flower bed with black plastic covered in WHITE ROCKS and then put container herbs randomly on the new rockbed.....Now everyone will know....

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Isn't that what tramp stamps are for?

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As to anklets......I suspect that this trope goes back at least as far as Barbara Stanwyck in Double Indemnity, where it's used to imply that she's a "loose" woman.

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...and.. garden gnomes?

Seriously we don't have ANY of this shit going on and I don't think we know anyone who does. Where do they get this crap from? This must be what Dumbledore feels like if he reads a muggle newspaper article about ghosts and magic.

One thing I sometimes enjoy about the lifestyle is this sort of "double life" we lead. Like we all have this dirty secret that the public is largely oblivious (or at least hugely misinformed) of.

I sometimes use the word "muggles" to describe vanilla people. They've heard of us, vary in degree with respect to their degree of belief about our existence, and are for the most part hilariously ignorant of us. I like it.

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I've always understood that a woman who switches her wedding ring to her right hand was a widow?

WAY to be disrespectful tabloid rag.

I wonder if all the years I wore anklets I was somehow subliminally Influencing myself? Sneaky!

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"And where did the seven sailors go that are missing?"

Dead, unfortunately.

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So the Sun (a UK tabloid) ran an article : " Is YOUR neighbour a swinger? These are the secret signs to watch out for!"

So, apparently swingers use the following to communicate to each other:

- having pampas grass in your landscaping

- a black ring on the right hand “If someone wearing a black ring on their right hand approaches you, start a conversation with them, ‘I see you’re wearing a black ring on your right hand. Maybe we are in the same club’.”

- a woman wearing an anklet, toe rings, thumb rings and switching their wedding ring to the right hand

You're also a swinger if you have some of the following outside:

- white landscaping rocks

- pineapple door knockers

- garden gnomes

Another sign is that your neighbor will never open their garage door until they’re in the car with the doors closed, according to a Reddit thread. (????)

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This is where it gets really funny...

According to the website Swinger Code, people who are up for swapping sexual partners often wear a wristband brandishing a special “sign”. The subtle symbol was created to help swingers recognize each other and help them to find potential partners.

According to the website the sign is “unobstrusive and respects the privacy of the ones who wear it”.

* I went to this ridiculous website. There's nothing "discreet" about it and if you ask me it looks like it's saying you're trans. It's also based in Hungary and their English is terrible.

Who writes this dumb shit??

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How in hell does a 500 foot US destroyer manage to get itself tee boned by a 700 foot container ship? And on the starboard side no less. D'oh!

And where did the seven sailors go that are missing? Overboard or trapped in the wreckage? And on that subject, WTF was that dude doing hiding in the engine room on that other ship while US and Japanese ships searched the ocean for him for days? WTF is the navy putting in sailors grog these days?

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De nada. ;)

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