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"he timed me at only 9 seconds for a page."

I have no idea what speed is fast for reading..but I do know that I can't even look at pictures that fast.

NICE!!

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My husband and I have been together 35 years and he still doesn't realize that I'm a fast reader. He asked me to read something and so I did. I enjoyed it. It engaging and easy to read.

He asked why I wasn't reading it and just flipping through the pages. He even argued with me. He said that he timed me at only 9 seconds for a page.

I have no idea. I wasn't speed-reading.

I worked with a bitch who said that I needed to read the instructions before I started developing a plan after I'd read them three times (I was quickly reading for information rather than enjoyment that time) but I expect my own husband trust me and know that I can read.

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Kibble you sound like a midwife.

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Thanks... I'll never be able to eat tripe again!

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Holy crap Kibblenbits..just when I thought I had it rough

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Oh btw

I'm well aware that there are a great many articles advocating it, but all are conjecture, and no studies have actually shown any benefit.

I should point out that another evolutionary reason (which I didn't think of, but found upon reading) is to dispose of evidence of birth in order to not attract the attention of predators.

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There is absolutely no reason to do so.

Animals have evolved to do it because they are (typically) spending most of their lives with barely enough to eat, and when you have a few hundred calories of warm food that won't run away, after having performed a very metabolically expensive act of birthing, you need every calorie you can get, especially if you're a species without a male partner to help get food.

But it seriously offers no benefits over a cheeseburger. You'd probably rather eat that.

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BTW, I don't really endorse frying and eating your placenta.

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This is a thing, sadly. We had to develop a policy and consent for it. So far, I've personally dealt with zero patients wanting to do it. Our policy days we will be glad to give it to them., but they have to have a cooler of their own to put it in the moment it comes out~and it must leave our property immediately. I'm very dubious of these companies popping up offering to make placenta capsules. Want to eat your placenta? Fine. Fry that bitch up and eat it like a real woman. Lol Closest I've dealt with was a lady that wanted her placenta rubbed on her face during her c-section. We told her about the above-mentioned policy. Best we could do to accomodate her wss to let her send it home and rub it wherever she wanted two days later when she got home. She declined.

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Cooked placenta?

Tastes like chicken...

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