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We had an email from a couple and almost all of it was him bragging about - ready for it - his special "dry rub" and how good his BBQ is.

Seriously? Are you trying to open a restaurant or get laid?

cue the jokes about dry rub...

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Trey should hold out for a bag of magic beans.

BT

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Who'll polish the hitch?

BT

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Is a trailer included?

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Or a deer stand

BT

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"OFFERED TREY A DRILL"...That is too funny!!

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Does that include a trolling motor?

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That's just plain foolishness...

Any true Southern Gentleman knows full well to hold out for the bass boat.

Tramp

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WTF: randomly messaged by an unknown SM yesterday.

Said he works for a tool company and <wait for it>..... OFFERED TREY A DRILL in exchange for LETTING HIM FUCK ME.

Totally serious. (& if one of you Asshats asks what kind of drill I will hunt you down & personally shove your head up said ass)

It's like "How many shekels for the girl? I throw in goat."

Annie

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Lightbulb: because she was underage. Got it.

How 'bout them Yankees?

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