Would have been WAY MORE dangerous if he hadn't hid behind a book... he had his chance and blew it.

Monalisa Perez, 19, was charged Wednesday in the shooting death of her boyfriend, Pedro Ruiz III, 22. According to a criminal complaint, Perez said Ruiz wanted to make a prank YouTube video of her shooting at a book he was holding in front of his chest, AP reported.

On Monday evening, Perez tweeted that the couple had agreed to carry out "one of the most dangerous videos ever." He held a book in front of himself and she took aim with a 50 caliber handgun. It ended like you'd expect.

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It's a little unclear as to what exactly she's charged with, but apparently she's facing a maximum of 10 years in prison. Apparently they tested this with a book first and were satisfied that it would stop the bullet. I would think this would make a murder charge almost impossible to stick, since it would be very difficult to argue that she intended to kill him or even put him at a high risk of dying.

I've seen the mugshot of this girl - she's just a tiny thing. A 50 cal handgun is a monster of a weapon for her to fire.

That's a really good question. My GF and I definitely have an ongoing fantasy about "flipping newbies". We sometimes call each other a "slutty spatula". I think it's probably something to do with reliving the newness and naughtiness of getting into the lifestyle ourselves. Sort of the way that fucking someone else's spouse is hot partly because they're someone else's spouse.

We're with you though. The fantasy sometimes isn't worth it. Like the absolutely ridiculously hot young newbie sweetie and her somewhat goofy but affable husband that we had previously played around with. We ran into them in the club locker room at 2:00 AM last weekend and they decided, spur of the moment, they really felt a connection to us and wanted to spend the night with us. My sweetie had the hots for her so badly that she asked me for a pen and paper and one of our hotel keys. I sort of rolled my eyes and thought "sounds like a hot mess but OK" and complied. She soon came to her senses and left our phone number instead.

*sigh* WHY do we keep fucking around with newbies??

2:48 am he knocks on our door and wants to fuck Mrs VA. Eh, sorry dood trying to sleep. I'm thinking this doesn't bode well for them.

3:06 am she knocks on our door and wants to fuck me. Eh, sorry cutie trying to sleep. I mention that he was here maybe 20 minutes ago and she's definitely upset to hear that.

Sounds like a rough start to their swinging life.

wtf? did i step in to a time travel zone?

We will be in the same area d open to meeting.

Not

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So I don't know if this is intended to be read in the way I'm reading it... I'm thinking of Borat saying "This suit is grey.. NOT!"

Did they really write us an email to tell us that they will be local and they DON'T want to meet us? I'm thinking that this was not the intended purpose. But it made me laugh.