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i dont think he is good looking, but maybe a little creepy

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It's common to have a crush on a celebrity, particularly Robert Pattinson who has left many Twilight fans swooning for him. However, one girl went as far as to marry a cardboard cut out of Pattinson in Las Vegas.Lauren Adkins, 25, was walking by a record shop in her native Las Vegas, when she spotted a life-size cut out of Pattinson and knew that's who she wanted to marry. Growing up, Lauren was a huge of teen romantic comedies and believed she would find true love one day. She started college and moved out of her home but every guy she dated failed to live up to her ideal.

After reading the Twilight series, she knew Edward Cullen- played by Robert Pattinson - was her perfect man.

"Leading man Edward was quiet and ­mysterious, yet superhuman and invincible. And so sexy," she said according to Mirror.

"And when Robert Pattinson appeared on screen at midnight, he was perfect. I knew that very minute I wanted to marry him."

She was so in love with her Pattinson cardboard cut out and would take him out with her. One day, her friends joked that she should just marry him. She went online to see who would allow her to do so and she found the Viva Las Vegas Wedding Chapel on the Vegas strip.

"We got hitched in Las Vegas last year and I'm sure we're happier than most newlyweds.

"People might think I'm crazy but my flat-pack R-Patz is the closest I'll get to the real thing and he's the one for me.

"I held the reception at an art gallery and ordered champagne and a five-tier cake to share with my 50 guests.

JW: do you know 50 people who would travel to Las Vegas to witness your marriage to a piece of cardboard?

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Fun, she's wild but far from batshit crazy.

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"Good Gravy, Mr. Ahoy! You certainly put on your "I-Don't-Mince-Words" panties today. Note to self: Do not cross Fun today."

Darlin', you know how I feel about your use of curse words....

But you never need to worry about sharp words from me. First, because I seriously doubt you are the type to post crazy shit that can be sourced only to racist-fringe websites. And even if you did, you are otherwise so adorable I'd prolly pretend you didn't. 

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LR, thanks, I feel much better today than 48 hours ago.

And yes, I knew what you meant about TV. But do you really not watch even football games on TV? I was sorta thinking about making a bet with you on a 'Bama game. heh heh

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My brain hurts right now.

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I obviously have not yet had my coffee. BT would not approve of that post. Sorry baby!

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I'd rather go without food than not pay my cable bill. I have enough body fat to sustain me for a while. It's water that's really needed.

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BLT, what the hell do EBT/SNAP benefit cuts have to do with child abuse? Two separate issues.

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@Cincy, you are without a doubt one of a kind my dear. truly, one of a kind.

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