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that's baaa-aaad {sheep impersonation}

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What do you call a masturbating bull?

Beef strokinoff.

Winter Garden FL
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef...

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"A seal walks into a bar."

It's only funny if it's a baby seal. No one cares about adult seals.

A Rabbi, a Priest, and a Minister Walk Into a Bar...

The bartender says, "Is this some kind of joke?"

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Everyone I know asks me what are you, Are you a legs man, A tits man? What?

I guess I'm an ass man. Because most people simply tell me, "You're an ass, man!"

Salute to Rodney Dangerfield for that one.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street... one was assaulted.

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Which side of a rooster has the most feathers? The Outside.

Chortle, snort.

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A seal walks into a bar. The bartender asks him, "What'll you have?" The seal answers, "Anything but a Canadian Club."

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Duck waddles into a pharmacy and asks for the chapstick. They tell him, he gets it and waddles back to the checkout. He asks, "can you put it on my bill?" and waddles out.

Next night, same duck waddles in, asks for condoms. They tell him, he gets them and waddles back to the checkout. The clerk asks him, "want me to put it on your bill?" Duck asks, "what kinda freak do you take me for?!?!" and waddles out indignantly.

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A baby seal walks into a bar and sits down. "What are you havin'?" asked the bartender. "Anything but a Canadian Club", replied the seal.

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